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If I was in the Arctic Circle being chased by a woolie mammoth, nobody would come to my aid, let's be real.
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Snoring is for the weak. I sleep in silence so the assassins can't find my body.
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Robin Williams, Sufjan Stevens, and Lights!
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Why would a woodchuck chuck more or less wood just because a woodchick could chuck wood? Is the woodchuck trying to impress the woodchick? If he is, I would imagine he would chuck as much wood as possible (AMWAP).
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Good. Let's keep it that way, cause now it looks like we're even.
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Pffft! Who do you think I am? Regis Philbin? No.
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I would be a black paper clip, and I wouldn't clip ANYTHING together! I would just hide in a dark closet somewhere, not being used. Because if you are out in the open, children will bend you out of shape and then snap you in half! Not to mention, all the bright colors (including shiny, shiny silver) attract the children. Therefore a black paper clip in a dark room = longest life span / wisest choice for survival.
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Hmmm.... None of my classes are THAT bad right now. Physics has had the most busywork so far though. So I guess that? School is pretty good this semester though =)
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Taylor Martin. Everyone loves that kid. (But I love him more than they do, never forget that)
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I would choose a piece of lint, and I would name him Alan. And I would tie a hair around him and drag him around.
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White: because the inner child in me never got it. Now I must splurge.
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That depends on the girl! If one person (guy or girl) has a strong sense of humor, and another has a strong sense of loyalty but isn't as humorous, I wouldn't want to hang out with one more than the other; I'd enjoy them for who they are and whatever strengths they have =)
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Hmm... that's tough! The one I DO read over and over is the Bible, it never gets old :) As far as other books, I definitely can read any J.R.R. Tolkien books repeatedly and love them each time, and right now I'm reading "Out of the Silent Planet" by C.S. Lewis and I could easily read it over and over without getting bored!
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TV show, or Broadway show?
Broadway: Umm, any. Especially Wicked though.
TV: Glee, The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, anything would be tons of fun just to be a part of really! -
Probably "Chicago" by Sufjan Stevens. Why? Because I love that song and wouldn't mind hearing it multiple times daily.
On the other hand, if EVERYONE who heard me say "food" had to hear the song... I would have to go with with "I Like Bugs" by Yo Gabba Gabba! Because.. well-- just listen to it. -
I would be named Keebles, and my best friend would be named Bits. And together we would be Keebles and Bits. I would live in a shoe that was inside of a tree. Just kidding, silly. I would live in a tree.
Of course I would make you cookies. That's all Keebler elves do, make cookies for the greedy humans! -
I think you are right! It has been far too long since that cow's pastries were appreciated. Which is sad, because Moe is one smart cookie and deserves parties devoted to him! (Muahaha)
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Jesse Kruger’s Bio
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