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I'm pretty sure Larry Bird is the root of it, whatever it is.
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Classical composer DUH
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Fake it till you make it (?!!?!?!)
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It's not a WORRY. It's HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
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I assuming the roasting process effects the chemical makeup of the chilli in just the right way. But, I'm no scientist. All I know is I ate the roasted chillies and experienced no Ring Sting the following day. That's all that matters really.
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Well, I feel like things started to get good around grade six, and stopped around 2002. So basically around 2002, instead of meeting my first girlfriend I'd let her down easy and also kill myself.
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Thou shalt negate all that other stuff LOL
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WHAT DATES? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!?
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WILL YOU FUCK OFF?!
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I don't really have much intention of saying anything I've put on Twitter on a stage. When a tweet "does well" (according to http://favstar.fm/users/scarygenius) I get a feeling that means people like it at least a little bit, so I put it on Facebook. Basically just getting a nugget to a different pool of people. What I've learned from doing this, incidentally, is that people have terrible taste in humor, and are morons.
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Like some total and complete pussy? You're insane
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The rights to Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had a Million Dollars" so I could make sure no one ever had to hear it again.
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What am I going to do? Something cool? No. If I discovered I had one year to live, that would basically mean "You have one year to spend doing whatever stupid shit you're doing now". Unless of course there's some sort of One Year to Live Fairy that says "Hey, here's thousands of dollars. Go spend this to live out your final year in comfort!" But that's not real. I'm not exactly making "LET'S GO ON A TRIP ACROSS THE WORLD" wages. Also, if I'm finding this out, I'm assuming I've already entered a hospital to get the diagnosis. This doubled with the fact that I have no health insurance means I'm probably already in a great amount of debt. It wouldn't take a whole lot to bankrupt a guy like me. So, to answer your question. I'd probably move into my parents house and enjoy my bankruptcy. Also I'd do marijuana.
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Impossible to answer. If you'd told me 5 years ago I'd fulfill my dream of moving to a big city, make JUST enough to afford my apartment where I had no bed, and eat BBQ sauce sandwiches occasionally, I'd have told you you were a total nut. But look at me now. ALL OF THIS. ALL MINE.
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I'm glad you used your opportunity to ask me ANYTHING (I answer all questions thrown my way) to just send in a movie quote. Now, I don't wear anything similar to Barry Manilow's typical attire. However, I don't think that it was fair for young Bender to tell his high school superior that he did either. Barry Manilow typically wears suits, often with a black tie. While Mr. Vernon is almost there with his unbuttoned black shirt under a blazer, he really needed the black tie to truly have a Manilow-esque look. Thanks!
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This is a good question. I'm not sure if he has, or why he feels he has one. I think he has more of a debt to Green Day, who he graciously borrows from on the New Tokyo is Calling EP. JUST SAYIN' LOL
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Is it possible to realize something in real time?
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