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    1. James
      jehmz responded to Formspring 26 Apr 12

      Can you type fast?

      yep.

    2. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 26 Apr 12

      If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

      only while masterbating

    3. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Have you told your partner about all of your past relationships?

      When I had a partner I did.

    4. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

      He was callin ya muddah macaroni

    5. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      How important do you think fidelity is, in a relationship?

      Very.

    6. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      If you could have me alone in your room what would you do with me?

      Paint you purple.

    7. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      How big is your penis? Show me the pic by tagging me with it...on twitpic!

      Seven inches.

    8. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Do you think you could keep up with me?

      I'm already way ahead of you.

    9. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?

      No. Thank God. Tested every year.

    10. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Have you ever had unprotected sex? When? With whom?

      Yes. With my ex and like one or two others.

    11. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      If your boss promised you the promotion you were very keen to get but insisted that you spend a weekend with him, pleasing him sexually, would you agree?

      Yes. No shame.

    12. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Have you ever had sex with someone related to you?

      Hell no.

    13. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      What would you do if your favorite celebrity crush walked up to you and said, "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

      Say "I don't know? Does it?" then shove it in their face first and take them home with me.

    14. James
      jehmz responded to bigtal13 10 May 11

      What was the last thing that made you laugh hysterically?

      Jacqui. Last Saturday night.

    15. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      In an ideal relationship, what would you spend the majority of your time doing?

      Just being happy and goofy together no matter where we are or what were doing

    16. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      What’s something you know you do differently than most people?

      Masterbate.

    17. James
      jehmz responded to thehouseoficon 10 May 11

      Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

      Because he's hung like one.

    18. James
      jehmz responded to thehulkster 22 Oct 10

      Lets play show promoter. Dream concert 3 bands/acts...go!

      Lady Gaga, Incubus, Death Cab for Cutie

    19. James
      jehmz 22 Oct 10

      Do you still answer formspring questions?

      I do now! Ha!

    20. James
      jehmz responded to zellsbells 10 Jun 10

      Have you ever bumped a parked car and then driven off? did you leave a note?

      Nope, and no need to. :)

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