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    1. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 23 Jul 12

      Do you wear watches? Why or why not?

      yes.. to know what time it is.

    2. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 23 Jul 12

      Have you been to your country's capital?

      yes

    3. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to kimcochingco 15 Jun 12

      What is one thing you wish you could eat but can't because you're allergic?

      NOthing!

    4. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 24 Mar 12

      Today is Pi day (3.14159265... ). What's your favorite kind of pie? [81]

      pumpkin

    5. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens 13 Jan 12

      What do you think of the black maxi dress? I want to buy it but I'm really short and haven't owned one before... http://www.stylesays.com/#!/article/117/?ch=h.fs.ABB&rf=10

      Looks nice

    6. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 13 Jan 12

      If you're in the US, are you following the presidential primaries? And if you live outside the US, do you ever pay attention to American politics?

      Yes I'm following

    7. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 13 Jan 12

      Do you have a good singing voice?

      No

    8. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 19 Dec 11

      Would you rather your mate accidentally pee on you or want to pee on you on purpose?

      Accident. Unless I'm stung by a jellyfish

    9. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 19 Dec 11

      If a woman only likes other women for their boobs, is she half gay? Top half gay?

      Not gay. Adventurous

    10. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 19 Dec 11

      Would you rather date (which means you screw on the regular) a broke awesome fucker or a rich lame duck?

      Broke awsome

    11. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 19 Dec 11

      Which do you like better - football (NFL) or football (soccer)?

      NFL

    12. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 19 Dec 11

      If you could kiss any celebrity at midnight on New Year’s Eve, who would it be?

      Grace Park

    13. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 19 Dec 11

      Would you rather fall on liquid only later to realize it was pee or to be pee'd on and see the offender (subsequently causing pain to their body)?

      See the offender

    14. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to Formspring 20 Nov 11

      What piece of clothing in your closet will you never throw away?

      Sponge bob shorts & aloha shirt

    15. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 27 Aug 11

      Why is it still so fucking hot?

      Atmospheric conditions. Caused by large amounts of hot air over washington DC

    16. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens 11 Jul 11

      What do you think would happen if apes took over? #apeswillrise

      Click to watch 'Rise of the Planet of the Planet of the Apes…

      They would make me their leader

    17. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens 7 Jul 11

      What's the best way to cool off on a summer day?

      Formspring question of the day

      Swim at the beach

    18. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens responded to TrollopCupcake 21 Jun 11

      Will you please come pop this zit on my back?

      Only if you do mine

    19. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens 8 Jun 11

      What does your average day consist of?

      Formspring question of the day

      Patching servers, configuring networks, doing what my wife says and sleeping

    20. Jeff Swarens
      jeffswarens 18 May 11

      What ice cream flavor describes your personality the best?

      Formspring question of the day

      Rocky road

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Jeff Swarens’s Bio

Kaneohe, Hawaii

Systems Engineer/Systems Administrator. Retired Navy Data Systems Chief