Haha hi sloan

Yes, my wife.

Everywhere. Because I could.

In 1996, I went to a rave in Chicago where two french dudes named Thomas and Guy who were barely known in the US totally crushed the party. These days, people would know them as Daft Punk.

yes.

I find it's best to not be picky when it comes to pizza.

I don't have one – I'm an adult!

I absolutely cannot believe that William Shatner is 80 years old.

Indirectly, absolutely.

After a 9.5 hour flight of horrible turbulence, I celebrated not dying in a plane crash with a tall glass of jetlag.

Phase 10

I'd rather join No Doubt because I'm not a dirtbag, and I think being in a band that plays stadiums would be more fun than cheating on my wife.

Gray's Anatomy

Kind of a broad question. That would put Jersey Shore and Project Runway in the same category. I like the "watch people make things, eat stuff, or go places" kind – not the "true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house" kind.

Thick-skinned, honest, and hardworking

November 5, 1955

1.01 – the .01 is 4 years of german in high school.

Shaun of the Dead, True Romance, Real Genius, Ghostbusters, Better Off Dead, any John Hughes movie except Home Alone(s), Trading Places, Hellraiser, Halloween (1978), Dark City, Tales From The Crypt Demon Knight... I could go on haha

Mac, unless the PC is running Windows XP in which case I could be happy either way.

Grow up.