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Tell me I look nice! Partly because I'm easily flattered by compliments on my appearance, but mostly because it's embarrassing how much effort I put into how I look.
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This is such a weird question! Okay, does the "every six hours" mean that if I'm asleep I have to wake up and insult someone? 'Cause that sounds like a lot of work. Also both of the options sound like they'd involve a lot of running around, be it from cops or from angry natives (who I've just insulted). For some reason running around Paris sounds appropriate, though. Maybe Paris.
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I think Kraft could stand to learn a bit more from Japanese food—not the traditional teriyaki/sushi/tempura stuff, but things that are a bit more casual-dining-y. I'd probably do gyoza (pot stickers) for appetizers, a bowl of tonkotsu-miso ramen as an entrée, and a selection of Japanese pastries for dessert. Of course, all of this would be super fancy (exotic sauces, minimalist presentation, etc).
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I have never been to Cambridge in the UK, so I feel obligated to say Harvard, even though they are snobs! But here's the thing, when I saw "Cambridge" I thought of the city in MA, adjacent to Boston, where Harvard is located. So both?
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I love refritos, but I love natto better, but I think natto would smell worse on a flight. Both have flatulent consequences but refritos might have to be it. Plus I wouldn't trust airline natto.
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I have never listened to AC/DShe, so I feel obligated to say Shonen Knife! I do love me some Shonen Knife, though, and I feel like all-girl AC/DC covers would tire more readily than Shonen Knife.
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Man, I can't believe this shit. Damn.
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Right now, Lady Gaga. Okay, disclaimer: I don’t usually have “guilty pleasures” in that I don’t usually feel guilty for liking the things I do. But last night my best friend Daniel said that it’s “unfortunate” that I like Lady Gaga as much as I do, and that made me feel like a chump, and feeling like a chump for liking Lady Gaga made me feel super defensive—and I don’t like getting defensive, but GAGA IS AWESOME, OKAY, HATERS TO THE LEFT.
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You WOULD ask a super-inflated question like this, Matt Nix.
My first instinct was to go with Elvis Costello Circa "My Aim Is True," because EC of 1977 is dead now that it's 2009. But that's a copout answer, and I have a better one anyway. I'd spend 8PM to 3AM on a Saturday night with Mae West at age 40. Mixer: freshly-squeezed lemon juice and powdered sugar. We'd drink our lemon drops, laugh all night, and paint this Puritan town red, for we are Classy Broads Like That. -
A lot of people like to do the "____ is" ones; I'm big on typing the beginnings of questions. It's (8AM, so I'm kind of uninspired and can't come up with anything great.)
The fun pretty much ends, though, when I Google my own name (Jeannie) and all the autocomplete suggestions have "genie" in them. CHRISTINA AGUILERA: LIFE RUINER. -
I've seen this one before, but I'd definitely do "Don't Panic." Any world with more Hitchhiker's Guide references is a world I'm a little happier with.
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I think you're excited for us to live together, Miss <a href="http://elipie.tumblr.com/">Eli Pie</a>.
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(I'm fine, thank you!)
Right now, my favorite blog is Almie Rose's Apocalypstick, which you can read at http://www.apocalypstick.com. Her social/cultural insight is awesome, and her pop-referential and stream-of-conscious writing style is something I've always aspired to but never really been able to harness myself.
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Jeannie’s Bio
That flowchart girl

