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Can I REMIX a song???? I'm not even clicking on it.
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Dylan, Liza Minelli, Yanni, Yanni again, Michael Bolton, Michael Buble and Wyclef.
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I definitely don't "stay on my east coast" shit. When someone books me a show.... I'm there! I love the Bay.
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It's not the key to my underpantswear. Yes, that is a word.
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I don't care what happens to Machinko. Terrible threat. Meet yourself for nothing at midnight.
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No. I did not. I don't know what "X-Men" is. I don't know any rappers either.
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Not so good at the German accent. Now I feel like a failure. Thanks... cause my day was going really well. I was having a lot of fun. Now that I've failed at something, I've slipped into a deep depression and I'm considering a creative suicide. Good job, asshole. I hope you miss me.
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New music this summer. I don't like Kweli. That won't happen.
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I remember this.. I thought it was hilarious.. he walked up and said ..ahem.. : "Excuse me... I feel like I do.. but...do I have a giant booger in my nose? I'm on my way to an audition and no one is going to tell me there.. you look honest. So..booger? Or no booger? I'll take you out to dinner if you tell me." AMAZING. Sadly, nothing he ever said after that was even remotely as brilliant. Boo. Boo that motherfucker.
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Well.. I really, REALLY like to cook.. I might let you get in the kitchen once or twice. I don't mind the cleaning either. So.. kinda not a good selling point for me. However, I do like coming home to a well cleaned house...or breakfast in bed. Hmm..
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What character? Is there someone named Jean Grae?
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Nah.. I don't work with just anyone... even those projects were sorted through. Mmm... nah haven't had that "OMG what the fuck did I just rap on" reaction. Money is dope...being selective, discretionary and aware is better. Good question. Fair question.
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Umm.. who is this???? If its someone I know.. then...I..wait.. who is this??? Is this a stranger??? PRANK CALLER!! PRANK CALLER! (Pulp Fiction)
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Telekinesis. Word. I mean...it pretty much trumps all other powers..you can move anything...anyone.. really.. why have another power? Thus.. my name.
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No. Not ONSTAGE. However, I did fall OFF a stage. In Australia. At the Rev. I walked in (ask @crazydjbazarro) and turned to him and said "today is the day.. I'm finally going to fall off the stage.) I did. At the end of the show though. The stairs were in a stupid place. That and the bottle of henny I drank onstage MAY have had something to do with it. Yeah...I fell 5 feet..hit the floor..reached my hand back up for the mic and said "I'm ok..I'm ok...I'll be signing merch over here." It was the most pain I ever had in my life. My foot was giant and purple and blue. I had one more Aus show, then right to Portland, then right to San Fran. I hobbled my way through pain at the two shows and flights ....gave up in San Fran...went to the emergency room. I had split my arch wide open. Yeah... they put me in a fiberglass cast and I had to go home.
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A mace as my medieval weapon. They're pretty awesome and scary. Portable modern weapon...hmm. I'm torn between a computer and bio warface...like a tube with a disease that would wipe out the worlds population. Either one is fine. Animal? I choose a talking ferret. A French one. He would be fluent in 5 languages though. And wear a little hat and a sweater. That would freak people the fuck out.
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Hmm..this must be someone I know..or someone who knows someone I know. Or a really creepy person who remembers me saying something about a blueberry mojito way back. In any case, sure..to the first two options of people. Stranger? No way. Also, you supply all the ingredients. GO!
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If I was selling rock I would have less time. The answer is multitasking. I just cooked dinner for 4 people, dowloaded 2 songs to record to and a zip of new beats, found out about King Tuts death, sent off 4 emails and punched your mom in the face. Learn how to multitask. Its not that hard. That's why technology is portable.
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I had a wonderful time. Great audience, great performers and all for a wonderful cause. The dude with the top hat was a bonus.
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Jean Greasy
NYC
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