SIGHHHHHH dw

No

not sure but i am the kicking to your ass

the man who created willy bum bum..
In fact, I would probably go up to him, give him a good handshake, and then sterilize my hands

well..... i thought about this for a while and tbh iunno.... like there are alot of cheesy stuff i would love to do HAHA but i think if i was to do something truly romantic it would have to be more than something that is simply cheesy. it would have to be something meaningful to the girl so i would have to know her well to be able to hit that spot where i know shell melt ;) but i guess one romantic thing I would like to do would be something like blindfolding her and then taking her to where we first met and reliving our first moments together haha

out?

ohh dont get me started. ive got a special theory about the 'one' that most of my friends agree with:

i believe that in your existence, there lies an unkown (mulptiple but rare) amount of individuals that you can call the 'one's. these 'one's kinda lie 'dormant' and can even pass as everyday people to you without you knowing - or they could have completely caught your eye and it would be love at first sight.

once you start getting into a relationship, if your partner is an ordinary person; you WILL break up. but if you get into a relationship with one of the 'one's there is every single chance of being happy with him/her for the rest of your life. here this 'one' becomes 'activated' and you start progressing in your relationship with them.

however, this 'one' does not have a better chance to be your lifelong partner than all of the other 'one's, unless you reach a point in your relationship with them, after this point they truly become the 'one and only'. think of it like in a game. you have a progress bar with say, exp points with this 'one' and you can accumulate exp by continually building your relationship with them. now they dont become the 'one and only' until they have gained a certain amount of exp points with them, after this threshold they truly become the 'one and only'. (eg after x years of relationship, after certain event, after proposal etc)

dont think its all good when you meet a 'one' though, you can still fuckup in your gaining of exp so to speak. however i believe it will be harder to mess up your chance of successful relationship with a 'one' than another ordinary girl/boy.

distinguishing 'one's from ordinary people requires another tier of skill though and its something that i (and i think all you cunts reading this) have still yet to master. OR i might be wrong on this, and its based on pure luck

so TL;DR
i think there is a certain amount of the 'one's for you. dont be a fuck and build up a relationship with one of them and you should be good

We all take matters into our own hands
With the five-fingered army we invade our pants

up yours

protip: don't shit where you eat

He didn't even go to his formal and nopeee (:

Get a life plz

It's for the benefit of society. Here's one just to spite you: A man walks up to 3 nuns and flashes them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun doesn't even touch him. ;)

LOLLLLLLL OMG CAMELTOE HAHAHAAHAAHAAHA INNOVATIVE X 100000

And where are you gathering your information from? HAHAH think what you like TT

why would you degrade yourself like that... well, at least you have Internet : >