Ask me anything (apart from stuff I don't want to answer)
Recent Responses
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That porn is accessible.
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I was decapitated by a spoon in 1999. The head you see on my neck these days is made entirely from plaster of paris.
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I don't talk to any animals unless they talk to me first. Only polite.
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I don't think so. Those worlds feel quite distinct!
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He is rubbish and must be DESTROYED with STEEL. Next!
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Someone keen on promoting plafa.com? If this is true, then God knows, I hope you got the two ps in 'arnopp' right.
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99 times out of 100, a pretty affable, delighted one. 1 time out of 100, a bit of a tosser.
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Possibly Hustle. It's like a really lovely alternate reality, where the worst thing that ever happens to people is that they get conned. Not that I want to con anyone, you understand, but the Hustle gang's lifestyle is fun and seductive. Some of the best TV drama series centre on gangs you'd want to spend time with.
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(Should point out that Alan asked this in July 2010). Well, sir, it would have to be the big revelation at the end of The Pandorica Chamber. What a cliffhanger. But I also love smaller moments throughout the series, like Amy Pond's face when she experiences the TARDIS taking off for the first time.
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The top of Nelson's Column. Bazooka.
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It would have to be Doctor Who Magazine. Always loved it, always will.
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I'm not sure, but I'm looking forward to doing loads of research in order to find out. Mmm, cheese.
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To a better place, DMB99. A better place.
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The various segments of the Key To Time. Then I could be in six places at once.
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I'm not really a fan, so can't think of any off the top of my head.
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A post office full of people. But if they run out of stamps, they're asking for the consequences.
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1-800-MOONCAT
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Terrify Nickelback into splitting up.
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A fine body of work. A nice prolific legacy across various media.
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