Oh dear, the roommate thing has so much potential for stress and drama. If something happens and things go awry or if nothing happens and things get awkward, you now have to live with this person and see them all the time. You essentially don't have a safe space away from things for your own calm and mental health.

By all means, have your crush. They're exciting and they come and go. But don't let this crush shut you off from other potential people, everyone deserves to be with someone who wants to be with them just as badly as they do.

Old enough to be your mother on a very special edition of Dateline's "Ten and Pregnant".

God made Adam and Eve, not Chrysalis and Starbeam!

Formspring pays?!

PS - I think you should suck my dick. For money.

Wait, they do? Mine stays and pops in an R Kelly album. That's not standard medical practice? Next thing you'll tell me is that most doctor's offices aren't in the back of a stationwagon.

It's different for everyone. At first, the hurt is all consuming, then you find windows of relief where you don't even think about it. Slowly, those times outnumber the painful ones. It may not seem like it now, but eventually you'll realize it's been a really long time since you felt the pang of hurt and eventually you'll be able to look back and not feel it at all. I can't tell you when but I can tell you that it will happen.

I'd be flattered. Then, if I didn't feel the same way, I'd try to be super nice & let them down easy. If I did feel the same way, I'd be like "why isn't your mouth on my mouth?!"

Personally, I think it's a mix of both. I think we're born on different spectrums of the Kinsey scale (mostly straight, mostly gay, somewhere in the middle) but that our sexuality contains a certain amount of fluidity. But I don't have a PhD. I mean, besides the one I got from the Burger King Kids Club in 1993.

Have you tried Burritowitz? As in Jewy McJewerson (Kosher) Burritowitz.

only if there's gravy.

Hot chocolate colonic, y'know, pretty standard.

I wouldn't know, I'm in a butch-femme+femme-butch relationship. I wear three-piece suits with lacy lingerie underneath but my girlfriend wears ballgowns over her jockstrap, so it kinda evens out.

(I think it's just your area/circle. Most of my couple friends are femme-femme.)

Getting ready to catch a flight to Scotland for the Glasgow International Comedy Festival.

illiterate ????

I don't know but the suspense is giving me a happiness boner.

Spats and a swimsuit. Nothing too fancy.

Are you willing to put that in a prenup? If so, I'M IN.

I'm a graet speller!

They sell bacon maple donuts at Voodoo Donuts in Portland. Haven't had it yet but it's definitely on my list while I'm at the Bridgetown Comedy Fest in April. I think they're going to be delicious cause pancakes, syrup, and bacon are delicious together, so donut must be great too. Right?

Can I do all three? Like a KFC bowl of dairy?