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    1. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      It's finally Friday! Rebecca Black must be delighted! Now how do I decide which seat to sit in?

      Whatever you do, avoid the bus.

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    2. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Would you be willing to slay the last unicorn for a slice of giraffe pie? (seriously, I'm hiring and need to know)

      sigh... NEVER!

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    3. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Please rank the following five items in order of importance to you - corn muffins, ennui, brown, sharkpocalypse, and heeber-fleebers.

      you forgot Beiber.

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    4. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      A friend of mine wants to be a medieval knight, so I challenged him to a joust on unicycles using brooms as lances. Now, what do we use for armor, helms, and shields?

      Noodles.

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    5. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      How can the same NCAA who screws up college football, make hoops so much fun?

      asked by michaelmagical

      This is not something I would know anything about.

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    6. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      For like the past 2 days I've like felt that my friend seems to be much better at things than I am. Like things I'm trying to do well at. It kinda feels like he's not only a friend but a rival now lol. It's kinda upsetting. What should I do?

      Frienemies?

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    7. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      M&Ms or Skittles? There's only one correct answer.

      Taste the rainbow, baby.

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    8. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Do you hate Britta? Everyone hates Britta.

      Yeah, I do... she's the worst character on that show.

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    9. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      I want to be the world's first funnel cake sommelier, but I'm not fond of cats. Do you hate the randomness of the Internet? Or do you like pasta? And what about that other thing I just said? And when will we live in eggshells beneath the sea?

      Argh... I hate funnel cake.

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    10. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Have you finished those errands?

      Sigh... not yet.

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    11. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Which pair of ugg boots do you have? And if you don't have any then you should get a pair.

      I don't own uggs, I am more of a flip flops girl.

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    12. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      I want a pony. But not a lame sub-horse pony - I want one made out of something cool, like carnivorous rhino. What would you suggest?

      My little Pony, fosho.

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    13. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      The goat is not yet ready. If you know what I mean. Do you?

      It's in the tree?

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    14. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      "A friend who hunts trees is no friend at all." Do you believe in that philosophy?

      maybe?

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    15. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Only assholes seeking attention, trying desperately to appear hip and interesting would choose Neptune as their favorite planet. It's such a hipster planet. Don't you think so?

      Poor pluto.

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    16. Jamie Harrington
      11 months ago
      jamieharrington

      My professor overheard what I was saying to my fellow classmates so he talked to me. According to him, no one is interested in my underpants. Do you think he's right?

      Nope. Everybody likes underpants.

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    17. Jamie Harrington
      12 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Would you blame it on the rain? I mean, the rain certainly can't help it.

      Well, whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.

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    18. Jamie Harrington
      12 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Have you ever noticed that the Great Gatsby isn't all that great? Just okay at best.

      if even that...

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    19. Jamie Harrington
      12 months ago
      jamieharrington

      Are you on Team Jacob, Team Edward, or Team Sheen? 1 has wolf blood, the next 1 sucks blood, but only Charlie Sheen has tiger blood!

      Team. Jacob.

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    20. Jamie Harrington
      12 months ago
      jamieharrington

      If you were a tasty hotdog, would you eat yourself?

      no, but I hate hotdogs...

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