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    1. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 4 May 11

      Kaya mo bang sabihin sa crush mo na crush mo sila? mapa-oo man o hindi, bakit?? :D

      Yeap. SI RAP LANG YUN. :>

    2. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel responded to ruveraine 3 Nov 10

      just random... anong gusto nyong sabihin sa akin? :)

      Hellooo

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      jakdaniel responded to stellarpursuits 30 Oct 10

      May installer ba kayo ng hidden objects mystery game na pwede sa mac at syempre, pwede kong hiramin? <3

      Yes? :p

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      jakdaniel responded to stellarpursuits 30 Oct 10

      Si Amme ay nasa Bohol. Mabibilhan ba niya ako ng Tarsier? hindi? kahit maglupasay ako?

      Yeap. ;)

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      jakdaniel responded to ruveraine 30 Oct 10

      whats your ideal Christmas gift?

      Her. :)

    6. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 8 Oct 10

      how many times do i have to tell you... that i love you?

      :| Oh my. I'm sorry

    7. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 8 Oct 10

      Are you planning to eat cow balls?

      Nope. You will.

    8. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 8 Oct 10

      Gwapo po ba si Neelesh Sajnani??

      Uhhh.. Neelesh? :)) That's you huh.

    9. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 15 Jul 10

      ahem.

      :) helloooooooo

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      jakdaniel responded to reinsmeister 10 Jul 10

      have you ever considered a sex change operation?

      You had though. :P

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      jakdaniel responded to reinsmeister 10 Jul 10

      do you fear a needle that goes through your scrotum and that passes between your balls?

      YES! XD

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      jakdaniel responded to reinsmeister 10 Jul 10

      would you reincarnate to be a gay prostitute in india?

      Hmmmm.. NO! XD

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      jakdaniel responded to reinsmeister 10 Jul 10

      ooops.. forgot to set to anonymous.. ignore my questions =))

      hahahaha. NO!

    14. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 4 Jul 10

      Have you tried burning your pubes and the hair around your a*shole with a lighter?

      :)). Hahahaha. Pay me your life. XD

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      jakdaniel 4 Jul 10

      Assume that one day you were walking on a street in Tondo. Then a couple of drug addicts approach you with a knife and they'll let you live and go as long as they see you put a san mig bottle inside your a-hole and excrete it out. would you do it or die?

      DIE. :)) Tsssss. Naman.

    16. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 4 Jul 10

      You were back in Jeddah, and oh no you met Osama bin Laden! He kidnaps you and puts a bomb in your ass! the only way to diffuse it is to insert a pen in your a*us while biting through a big banana. How would you diffuse the bomb?

      Hahaha. I'd risk dying. XD. Rather than making life complicated.

    17. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 20 Jun 10

      you were kidnapped by terrorists who planted a nuclear bomb in ur ass which will detonate upon defacation. It can only be removed once you insert something in ur anus back and forth for 50 times. Will you do it?

      I'll not. Hahaha.

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      jakdaniel 20 Jun 10

      There was a bomb in the airplane lavatory in shaped of a pessary. It's gonna blow up in 30 seconds. Would you put it in your as*hole and take your chances of saving the passengers or will you let them die with you?

      No. :D. Get someone elses ass.

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      jakdaniel 20 Jun 10

      paano pag ikaw ay nasama sa toy story, ikaw nga lang ay isang dildo?

      ha? voice ba?

    20. Daniel Eseo
      jakdaniel 20 Jun 10

      Suppose that you'd be swimming in those Japanese open-air styled baths. Then suddenly out of bad luck, a crow hovered by the pool and used his beak to tear your scr*tum bloody open, What would you do?

      Kill you. :))

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