like 5 days ago why am i answering this question

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why would i do that, my metabolism already makes me look lyk i am on a hunger strike. i can pretend to if u want!!!! why r u doing it m8

haterz make me f4m0u$

world war II. how cool are nazis you guys

ok what is it

because i pity you

control your own fate

in the 5th grade i wrote a story called "destined to be a cockroach"

and then i read "the metamorphosis" by franz kafka and it was almost exactly the same

it's hard to make me feel uncomfortable because i make fun of everything. i suppose people who take life too seriously make me feel uncomfortable? people who are content with being mediocre. people who try too hard to fit in with others. it would be depressing to spend a lot of time with these people.

but everyone is okay in moderation. even if you are a conservative bigot who believes in quantum healing or wearing a holden jacket and abusing me i will find you entertaining in some way. i haven't been abused by someone in a holden jacket but i am making up characters in my head.

h8 u h8 u go on and h8 u

like any aesthetic it has been bastardised and watered down to an extent and the forerunners of the internet have moved on into more underwater territory

i am lindsay lohan

rude m8

at the moment it's nutella and strawberries on bread with tea my life is incredibly riveting you wish you were me

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stef discusses it enough herself

14/f/california
20/m/australia
45/m/lithuania

one of these is correct

playgrounds and childcare centres m8, luv that shit 4evz

what is a money

i only fall in love with internet celebrities with well maintained eyebrows and zany hair who spend most of their time making gifs of themselves