Okay, so there is this shirt in men's clearance section at Zellers that I've been WAITING for someone to buy for like my entire life. (Only $5.00 ladies and gents) It's a black shirt with wolves on it and 'Canada' in cursive writing. It's fucking awesome.

So, one day at work, I decided to take the shirt, and tag a message to the shirt's inside sleeve so it would be read by whomever buys the shirt.

I wrote, "This shirt is beautiful and so are you" and "Believe in yourself, dreams come true".

One day, when the shirt is finally purchased, the wearer will read the message and feel like they've made the right decision on purchasing that 5 dollar wolf shirt.

And that my friends, is why Zellers exists.

My ranting.

I love to rant, and I hate myself for it. It makes me seem like a giant douche because I'm so pissed off at things, and I just like writing and talking about how much it bothers me because it makes me feel better.

It's annoying because I can barely find something to actually enjoy without thinking of the negative qualities behind it. Unfortunately I'm a negative person in general and it seems to come off whenever I use the internet. (lol)

So please bare with me and don't think I'm the devil for thinking that people suck. (Even though they do, mostly.)

But yeah, if I could improve one thing it would be my negative side. Because being happy is always better than being sad.

Remember that, kids.

Interesting question.

Drama: definitely requires skill. It's hard first of all to have the guts to perform infront of people, and some people really hate doing it. It's also hard to come up with shit on the spot if you mess up, get in character and stay in character, etc.

Art: Yup, skill. I mean sure, everyone can paint. But it's what the artist truly thinks of it that make it a work of art. You've got to be really creative for that shit.

Music: SKILL. Unless you're Jesus picking up an instrument or even singing requires both skill, talent, and determination. (All of which I've been born without). Although very few of us manage to actually pursue music as a career or something we love, the ones who do are fricken amazing and deserve love.

Photography: Uhh, I'm a little iffy on this one. I'm sure I'll be flamed for saying this, but pretty much anyone can take a fucking picture. Anyone with a good enough camera can take shots of people or random shit and call themselves a "photographer". Photography is an INCREDIBLY tough career to get into because half of the people have absolutely no talent in the art of picture-taking, all they have is the camera their daddy bought them and the "ability" to take pictures of fucking grass and the sky and shit. (Not to say all photographers are like this, ones who actually SUCCEED in the industry have great ability and it does require tremendous skill to perform on their level. The others? Not so much.)

YAY ART

Miley Cyrus in her Hannah Montana wig.

For my graduation ololo

OBVIOUSZLY

That I'm just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.

I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

Yes, that is the reason.

I am completely and utterly heartbroken over the fact that I will never be a "guidette" that gets completely trashed and makes a fool out of myself every night for over 500 million people to watch publicly on their televisions.

Sometimes I dream I am a ginger version of Snooki, and when I wake up I cry because I realize my dream will never be a reality.

You have me down to a tee, anon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFB_vHVFM_8&ob=av3e


Lettuce is for ugly people.

Play

Alternative, Hard Rock, and Acoustic.

B)

I have no idea if you were joking or not... But as long as the people you're hanging out with aren't pieces of shit, no one will judge you for having a PC.

And Mac makeup I find is overpriced and it's not even that great. I usually just buy drugstore brands. They're cheaper/better

idk I'm cheap

Weiners are delightful.

Is this supposed to be like a sexual inneundo or are you just bored?

Fuck yes.

One of my faves right now is "Be Here Now" by Ray LaMontagne.

LISTEN TO IT YOUR EARS WILL THANK YOU

Disappointed.

In a lot of things, I guess.

Including myself for shit I've done/haven't done, etc.
I don't know. I'm just not in a very good mood lately and the things that've been happening don't help it at all.

But whatever, that's life.

17. ;)

I don't know if this is a joke but it's very sweet. (:

Thank you! Although my life isn't really that great.... I'm not that great.

But thank you for making my day!

Me, cooking?

That's a good one.