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    1. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 22 Mar 10

      Who the fuck are you ya dumb bitch and why should I care?

      Watch your tongue.

    2. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      I love you?

      Clear your mind, young fellow, and express your emotions with conviction. Cry out from the top of mountains and in midst of public parks to show your love.

    3. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      is Yuki just a high tech dutch doll sent from the future?

      No, she's just a three-year-old.

    4. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      if you punch haruhi in the face, how many times will Kyon laugh out loud?

      I'm not sure how a fictional character would laugh if I punch my own art in the face.
      Perhaps you can inquire KyoAni and have them animate the sequence for you.

    5. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      I asked you first.

      I asked you second.
      ...What'd you ask me?

    6. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      Do you only care about money?

      I also care about myself and my job.

    7. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 21 Mar 10

      I love you and your works! Shana-chan is my wife!

      The idea that a 2D character is your 'wife' disturbs me.

    8. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 16 Mar 10

      No, seriously. Who the hell are you?

      Well then, who are YOU?

    9. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 16 Mar 10

      fuck you! you fucking piece of shit.

      I love you too. ;D

    10. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 16 Mar 10

      What is knowledge? Can I ever be certain of anything? Am I merely an actor performing a prewritten script? W-What is real? ;_; What am I!? Whooo ammm I!!!? 'I'?

      No-rage is pawaa!

      Life's a manuscript.

      There are maggot crawling out from your neck, beware.

    11. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 16 Mar 10

      Do you think Kyon changes his underwear everyday during the Endless 8 cycle? Seeing that its all the same day in reality and only he knows its a 'different' day

      He puts on the same clean underwear every night, before he hit the bed.

    12. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 15 Mar 10

      Why would you care enough about us to answer these questions?

      Maybe it'll make you want to buy more of my stuff.

    13. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 15 Mar 10

      i think i missed the party...

      ...But you're not too late for the van. Come on in, it has air conditioning.

    14. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 15 Mar 10

      who is flatter? Shana or Yuki?

      Shana, as she has the physical appearance of an 11 to 12-year-old, while Yuki is supposed to look like a first-year high school girl.

    15. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 15 Mar 10

      Who is the biggest tsundere? Shana, Kagami or Haruhi?

      Since when did I design a 'Kagami'?

    16. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 14 Mar 10

      Who the hell are you?

      Reading is fundamental.

    17. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 14 Mar 10

      Shana is an irritating bitch. Why do you persist to draw her?

      Because I love $$$ more than you.

    18. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 14 Mar 10

      I love you. Do you want to marry me?

      Sure. Just send in 4 easy payments of $39.99 + S/H.

    19. Ito Noizi
      itonoizi 14 Mar 10

      BWH?

      Better than yours.

Ito Noizi

Sakura-Con 2010, Seattle, Washington

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All current answers are mere satire. Serious and real answers will be posted after Sakura-Con 2010.