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Neither. I'm a sunrise and sunset person.
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At home, because they're my cats.
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Mein Kampf because it burned so easily.
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Never having to watch daytime television.
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Not many. I really don't give a damn about most other people. If I do, I ask them through some other means.
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Too many.
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Why waste their time on me? Stick to what made you great.
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Yasser Arafat. I'd kill him.
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I want all the bullshit and noise out of it. Now.
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An undervalued commodity.
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Yes, and I do things nobody wants to do.
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When the stores start stocking Valentines Day crap.
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When the Discover statement arrives.
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Famous Amos mini chocolate chip cookies will be the death of me.
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Much more than fasting without it.
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All of them.
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I'll pass on any awards, thank you. You're free to pin my corpse with any medals, badges, or achievements I have earned over the course of my life, but instead of seeking awards, I'd rather focus on getting things accomplished.
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