No formspring, I don't like looking in the mirror. I LOVE IT

shut up

No, it's terrible. I have glasses for my glasses and my seeing eye dog has binoculars strapped to his face

Yes, pictures of jars of coins, so thank you very much for this

Hell yeah man I can type super fast this entite dssntennve toodkm me only 3 sedocnd sto write

Phones can ring?

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D:

Cash out and retire for as long as possible with whatever this website is worth

I wait until Frankie tells me to do it

I would prefer to be a movie star mostly because I have approaching-zero musical abilities. Not that something like that stops a lot of musicians, but I feel like I'd be doing everyone a favour if I pretended to be a spy or a wagon or something and didn't pretend to be a musician.

Look at me, bro. Just look, bro. It's the gym, bro. The gym. Bro.

Only the first one—my face caught fire and I had to go to the hospital. I guess they weren't kidding when they wrote "aim away from face" on that thing!

Who's to say...I wake up...at all?

whoa

WHOA

I haven't read or seen it and know virtually nothing about it, so definitely The Hunger Games.

I'm 6 feet tall. Sometimes I wish I was 300 feet tall but I can see how that would be awkward.

Depends on how alive you need your kids

I made an omelette that had onions and horseradish mustard and some chopped up bits of turkey bacon. Then I also ate a piece of low-card bread with peanut butter on it. I had a cup of coffee. I finished breakfast by hailing Satan

Register a site called formspring.me hahahahaha SUCKERS

Women in Well-run and Safe Prison

I never used to feel awkward but when I was around 28 my body decided to sweat a lot for no reason sometimes so I often feel pretty awkward about that. Everyone else is totally fine and I'm all drippy for nothin'.

I'm in pretty good shape and I eat right and pray to Satan so I don't know what's up with it. Doctor couldn't find anything so I assume I've been possessed by the ghost of someone who sweat a lot in life.

Your...mother