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    1. Dana
      isalydana 3 Feb 10

      My nose itches, will you scratch my back?

      I guess. If I must.

    2. Dana
      isalydana 3 Feb 10

      Have you ever been to a strip club?

      It's where I work. Duh.

    3. Dana
      isalydana 3 Feb 10

      Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? And if not, WOULD you do it?

      How do you think I pay for college?

    4. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      What do you think makes you who you are?

      Grape juice, my friends, my sister Jess, and my dad.

    5. Dana
      isalydana responded to iraisavampire 2 Feb 10

      how many people have you actually introduced me to in your dorm? :P

      Ah, at least ten.

    6. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Nah, answer it correctly you dick. Brother or Father?

      Hey, I know who you are and where you live. Don't talk to me like that. :P

    7. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Why do you have to be an international online prostitute?

      It's really the only way I can pay for Marietta. It's really expensive you know.

    8. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Who is your best friend ever?

      Nicolette Liles

    9. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Have you ever made out with a llama?

      Twice.

    10. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      How do you feel about 35 year old bald guys?

      They are pretty much my favorite kind of guy.

    11. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Will you make out with me?

      Please?

    12. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Do you like vibrators?

      My phone vibrates.

    13. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Why are you so weird?

      Because I can be.

    14. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Can I have your phone number?

      Probably not.

    15. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Did the groundhog see his shadow today?

      i don't really care.

    16. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Do you like grape juice?

      more than you can ever know.

    17. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Can I touch you?

      can you catch me?

    18. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Did you know that I watch you while you sleep?

      yes. i like it.

    19. Dana
      isalydana 2 Feb 10

      Would you rather watch porn with your brother or father?

      you

    20. Dana
      isalydana 1 Feb 10

      What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

      Alligator.

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