Other than speeding tickets, I've not had any other dealings with the law. Though my ex has tried twice to have me found in contempt of court for signing our son up to play soccer. I told my attorney if I am found guilty, I will not pay any fines and they will have to throw me in jail. I was found not guilty both times.

So, that leads me to think of the stuff I got away with, and I am not going to list the laws that I know have been "bended." No one was hurt in any offenses, in fact I believe all had a great time ... from what I remember.