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Remember that time we interview Matt Stafford and asked him a bunch of questions about Mark Sanchez? That too was awesome.
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We're as natural as Apple Pie and Uncle Sam. The only thing we inject into our ass isn't a needle that's obvs, totes.
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There's nothing gay about 7 dudes cramming into a sweet party mansion. Didn't you see the description of the trip? It was printed on a paper in the shape of a bicep...or a dong depending on which way you hold it.
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We're not sure if hat is the proper word. They're carefully hand knitted, individual creations that are more like a snake sweater than a hat. Each of them represents a different part of our amazement of his masculinity. And one of them makes fun of gay people!
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We were totes invited to Mexico. But do you think we're stupid enough to actually say yes? Sounds like a death trap to us. Plus, we hear you can't bring guns across the border. [flexes]
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What we would look like if we were sitting together on the couch?
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To call we the best person in life might be a bit premature. It's not like we're not going to be the best person ever but we're not there yet. It's like when us lead the charge on calling Mark Sanchez a future Hall of Famer. We weren't calling him great now, us were just saying he would one day end up being universally considered the greatest QB of all time.
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Let's get one thing clear: talking about Greg Oden's penis isn't funny. That's why we do it so much, so that people realize how not funny it is. Having said all that we would totally suck Greg Oden's cock.
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Newspapers, calf implants, and referring to oneself as "I." We're trendsetters.
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