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Play guitar, sing, and draw.
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Those little umbrellas you put in drinks.
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I'd rent an apartment. Or put it towards a new car.
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NATALIE. I met her on the internet in a seedy chatroom. She asked if my parents were out of town and if she could come over to party and I asked her to have a seat.
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The color of my eyes? Lol low self esteem.
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Jupiter, though you still wouldn't be able to live there if you 'stuck oxygen in it.'
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Masturbate and pee.
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I want to say yes, but as I look back on it, I didn't really love them. Just the idea of them.
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I don't think that's how it goes, but loved.
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Star Trek XII, since I doubt there's a gay porn parody of Merlin in the works.
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Crotch. Forever and always crotch.
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My mom's lasagna is ace.
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Getting about 12 old movies on DVD (featuring the likes of Vivien Leigh, Elizabeth Taylor, and Gary Cooper) for $4 and three CDs full of old songs for $3. Estate sales in 55+ communities are the fucking best. Also I'm 80 and love old movies and music.
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Things like "you're my favorite," though I'm guilty of saying it myself. It just loses meaning when everyone is your favorite.
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