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Sniper. Guns are my preferred substitute for a penis. Swords are too personal, I feel like I'd be more inclined to puss out if I had to confront someone up close with a sword.
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Maury, in a heartbeat. Springer is too obvious. I wouldn't want to be surrounded by those who take Dr. Phil seriously. Black women intimidate me with their wit and style, so Wendy Williams is out. Price of Right is a maybe, but I heard from some friends who went that it is kind of a downer.
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It actually does define me, in a way. My job is a means to an end, but it is also so very adult, which I am. I've always been destined for boredom and practicality, despite my ~alternative~ upbringing and social life. I've always felt mature to a fault, which is why I alienate myself from each new group of friends I collect, constantly being the one who is a downer on the situation, gotta get up early guys, gotta pay my rent. That is what makes me different than everyone else I know (I'd know others like me, but those like me gravitate towards trust fund babies and moochers). I sound so up my own ass right now, but it suits me. And so does my job. I do auto finance. I finance economy to mid-level foreign vehicles. I answer the phone and I make jokes and I make money to pay for my Netflix subscription and catfood and tshirts for my boyfriend. Boyfriend who I can live with in the condo we are buying, because we are grown ups. We watch Columbo and we work in finance.
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I listen to a lot of doowop and 60's girl groups in the summertime and then anything modern with that light, listless sound to it. Anything surfy. Lots of Cults and Dum Dum Girls this year.
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I'd go back to last weekend and not order all this horrendous crap from Ebay.
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This is the decision I am faced with every single weekend and lately I've been staying home. I'm a grumpy gus. :(
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I'm 20 something, I go through phases. Right now it's probably television. I don't like watching tv in the traditional sense... plopping down and watching whatever seems to be the least terrible, but I do love sitting down and watching episode after episode after episode of something new or even something I've already seen a million times.
In order:
Television
Music
Radio
Movies
Books
Silence
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WELL, ok, I don't know if these three are my favorite of all time, but they came to mind immediately just now and I happen to be:
Dolly Parton - Daddy Come And Get Me (If you know me real well and know the lyrics to this song, you will also come to the conclusion that Dolly Parton has the key to my soul and very existence.)
Fats Waller - It's a Sin To Tell A Lie
If you break my heart, I'll break your jaw and then I'll die.
Dreamland by Marcia Griffiths
It's like another favorite, Calypso Blues by Mona Baptiste, that is all about wanting to leave where you are and go back to the island. (WE HAVE TO GO BACK!)
Honorable mention to the "I Was The One" live version on the Today Tomorrow and Forever Elvis Presley box set. But honestly, I couldn't even pick three all time favorite songs of anyone. My taste is too good. -
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All day, all night, I'm doing it right now. Most in a day? Marathons of fucking myself, friend. My breasts are so chafed and scabbed from all the stimulation, I can barely stand to touch them anymore, but I do it anyway. These days my technique is something that can only be described as "flat ironing my clitoris".
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It's a jungle down there, I haven't been to my waxer since I started my new job.
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I like my underwear to tell me what day it is. Or what day it was last time I changed them.
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Dolly Parton, love her.
She's everything I admire in a person and her ethics, ideals and attitude toward life is what I strive for in my own.
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Tiffany’s Bio
The internet knows me better than I know myself.
