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hey have u heard about mr smith?
yeah man : ( really tragic stuff. he was one of my favourite teachers when i was in acs international and always had something retarded to say whenever i passed by him in the corridors.. he was also one of the few teachers who steadfastly and publicly stood behind me when the vice-principal (names shall not be mentioned.. ehem) was giving me shit for not being a good role model blah blah blah. i respected him a lot and it is just such a shame that such a terrible thing had to happen so soon after he got married and found his happiness. i remember when he used to tell us about rosie in our secondary 2 history lessons.. hahaha. those were the good old days : ) hopefully he is at peace wherever he is right now.
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If you could find out when and how you die, would you? (this is also a way to get myself some questions heheh hope you're having a good day <3)
hell no..!!! weirdly enough i get so agitated when i find out characters in books die before i read about it happening (i.e. when i was listening to taylor swift's song for the hunger games waaayyy before i had considered reading the books and everyone was like "omgawd this reminds me of when RUE dies" i literally.. wanted to kill somebody, and never really managed to forget about it)
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Who knows you best?
Hmmmm I'm not sure actually! WHO KNOWS ME BEST?! Text the answer to 180 JOJO hahahaha #lame
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What are some of the things you look for in the sex you're attracted to?
I LOOK FOR THEIR IMPERFECTIONS. If they're too imperfect I will throw them into the bin, just like my poorly written homework
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if i was a person the size of a pill (still a person just tiny!!) and for some unexplained reason you swallowed me whole & alive what would that experience be like for me from your mouth to in your stomach? ALSO! what would happen to me in your belly???
Once upon a time, an anonymous person the size of a pill, still a person, just very very small, was swallowed by a normal sized human being whole and alive.. They flailed their small arms about in a sea of saliva and was whipped multiple times by a disgusting red muscular thingamabob before sliding down it, narrowly avoiding what looked like live stalagmite, into a rather wide tube.. probably an esophagus (note: derived from Latin meaning 'entrance for eating,' source: Wikipedia). It was a jerky roller coaster ride down as the esophagus contracted... You thought you were going to die, as the walls around you attempted to strangle you and wring you, but you enjoyed this strange experience nevertheless.
The journey took hours, but you were eventually dropped head first into a huge bubbling pool.. of acid, and your eyes and ears began to melt away and you were really certain you couldn't survive this ordeal any more and death was fast approaching, but you thought to yourself, this is a better way to die than being eaten up by an ant.
THE END
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Taylor Swift: Best singer or bestest singer?
TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS. All of her songs sound exactly the same and the lyrics are beyonddddd stupid eg WHY ARE YOU DATING HER I'M THE BEST / WHY DOES NO ONE WANT ME / SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T SHIRTS / I LYK DAT BOI BUT HE HA A GF BOO HOO HOO
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Lets say that you and your boyfriend are crossing the road.Suddenly,a speeding car didnt see you two and was about to hit you two.Your boyfriend pushed you out of the way and got hit himself to save you.How would you feel and what would you do?
I will whack his lifeless body and sob like a melodramatic motherfucker and live in guilt for the rest of my life and do those funeral-weddings cuz I have necrophilic tendencies (assuming he dies)
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Are you more relaxed alone or with others?
Well I prefer to urine and masturbate alone rather than with others, so I suppose I'm more comfortable that way? Well actually I'm quite ok with carrying on a conversation at the urinals so that's cool. I dunno really.
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Do you blog? If so, are you on http://purebloggers.com ? Whats your profile there. Want to add you :)
Ya I blog but not excessively anymore so please don't add me. Link's on the sidebar
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If you could find out when and how you die, would you? (this is also a way to get myself some questions heheh hope you're having a good day <3)
I'd die the way i like. (and i'm having a wonderful day, week, month)
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Do you forgive or hold a grudge?
i used to hold grudges for a really long time last time, but why? it eats you up inside. Why keep such a bad experience in you for so long?
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If you could find out when and how you die, would you? (this is also a way to get myself some questions heheh hope you're having a good day <3)
I feel that death partly imparts meaning to our lives, as well as the whole idea of the unknown.. And how our paths are not always so defined and clear-cut in that we know where we are headed. So I wouldn't want to find out when and how I would die. And all those websites that claim to be able to tell you how you'll kick the bucket are oh so gimmicky..
And I would ask you questions... but I'm cleaning my room rn :B
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