LOL hmm that's a good one! y'know, I don't really know 'cause I don't have a lot of variety in my diet. It's kind of like a cow's manure. When all they eat is grass and water, it comes out smelling like nothing much. I'm a very anxious person, so I would imagine most of the gas that comes out of me is actually just excess oxygen. but I think if I had a big meal or a lot of meat, it would be rather unpleasant :(