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      Saffron was by far my favorite, I don't know how Mal could resist her as long as he could. Man's a champ for sure.

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      How long did I last? Well, it's been 20 years and counting... Still ticking, that's for sure.

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      YoSaffBridge confuses me, although I too, would enjoy playing with Christina Hendricks.

      If this is of whom you speak.

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      No, Pancakes.

      On another note, you know what began my obsession with online celebrity-ness? Back on GaiaOnline I was first introduced into the whole "hey, I'm anon, and I'm a dick" thing by trying to fit in with the cool kids there.

      I went by the name of Pancake Genitals, I had a whole 4-page back story and everything.

      So, Back to your 'question'. Fuck Waffles, Go pancakes.

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      iamunr responded to kamiyay 8 Jun 10

      Into a tower? Hmm.

      Well that depends on both the cookie, and my options.

      For example, I'd use oreos, but I'd spend time separating them.

      I could take an entire box of oreos, and separate them - build an incredibly sturdy foundation by pointing the cream face-down, and building a solid structure.

      Then filling up the rest of the tower with filler cookie-tops.

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      Depends on what kind of chipmunks they are.

      Regular, no amount would suffice.

      However, It would only take two if I got those hot singing ones from The second chipmunk movie.

      Forget meow, I'm talking chitterchitter.

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      You know - I think I may have. For some reason, I feel as though I have - but I can't remember who or why.

      Probably something stupid drunk..

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      I thought everyone knew this by now.

      I needed a new design alias back in highschool, so I wrote out my name

      P A U L
      D O N A L D
      M O R R I S O N

      So I started grouping letters, and UNR formed a cool looking logo. So I started using that - then during college people started calling me "Ooohner".

      and.. it stuck! :)

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      When? Where?

      I post nothing. Facebook just rapes my twitter account.

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      I suppose I consider myself a romantic - more of a hopeless romantic.

      Most romantic thing I've ever done? Weekend getaway for 2, lovers hotel room package, touring around Niagara together and having an all-around blast?

      Other minor things - but they're related to something not worth talking about.

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      unr* get it right.

      The sky is blue because the ozone reflects all the other colors from the light from the sun, leaving only blue for us to see.

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      Nobody - that's why I didn't bother setting this up originally. Now I just want to fit in.

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      Christina Hendricks - naturally gorgeous, was amazing in Firefly.

      What's Firefly? What part did she play?

      Yeah, that's what I thought.


      Also - I'm aware the question was Actor, but I prefer Actresses.

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