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Thanks for asking, formspring, I really appreciate that!
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The two bears win. We've been through this before.
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You could've asked another fight related question such as "Okay, so if there was a giant crab that could rip a person apart from head to toe with one swift nip, and he was up against Jesus in a fight, who would win? Jesus or the crab?" To which I would've replied "The crab - Jesus ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
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I didn't survive it.
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Cute and funny girls, ftw.
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That's quite the commitment to a singsong. Usually I just sing until I'm sick of it or tired or whatever, but you... you've got persistence. I like that.
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No I haven't, Santa. I need a spanking. ;)
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Yeah, I walked into the kitchen all like "la dee da, wonder what's in the kitchen", open up the pantry and Jack A is playing with it, whispering in Jack N's ear "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I woodchuck had a dick like this" and I was like "Hey can you pass the wafer sticks?"
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I WOULD FUCK HIS CROTCH... if his crotch was a face.
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cool story bro, tell it again!
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Yeah, I suppose so. But you're on top. I cbs the effort.
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hurr durr
wat iz love
bby dnt hurrrrt me
dduuurrrt me
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He sounds like a bit of a creep, tbh. I honestly thought I was going to read "he has a preference for little boys and strategic zippers".
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I'm in the observatory, with the candlestick.
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Yes, one man. But then he's got a whole freaking city of owls.
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