Now now anonymous; I'm sure you're just as, if not moreso, gor-e-gous than I. So let me tell you a story. A story of how my mother is Anne Hathaway, and my father is Hugh Jackman. Though it's easier to tell you in person, so, come over?

The rest of me (aside from my face), just got offended. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Obviously, every Monday, I simply time travel to Tuesday. What, you think that would violate the fundamental laws of physics? Well, you're wrong, it won't. Mainly because after I travel forward to Tuesday, I travel all the way back to Sunday, and do that day over again, with my past self...mostly playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl together until we both simultaneously get better. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Well, Joel, I do believe you just violated all of causality itself just to get better at Smash Bros. Because if, on Sunday the past you got better at Smash Bros. while facing the future you, then the future you would be even better at Smash Bros, which in turn would make the past you get even better; in an endless loop forever and ever."

Now, it's true, I did that, thus I do that, I will do that, and I continue to do that. All of the above. You see, everyone, we've all been living in a "groundhog's day" for the past 'really long time.' No one else notices that the days have been repeating, but because I'm at the eye of the storm, I see it all unfold. The problem is, because I already did it, I must do it again, thus I'm stuck, unless someone from the outside swoops in and knocks this paradox out with a crow bar. Who knew that paradoxes don't actually destroy the universe. You'd think they would, with all the feedback radiation, but nope, it's just like in the movies. I'm still researching how to get us out of this, but if anyone has any ideas, I'd love to hear them, though I do know that none of you have any, since I've lived through this day already, and no one said anything "last Monday." Goodbye, my friends, I'll be heading to Tuesday to head to Sunday soon. Man, that never gets any easier to comprehend.

Toodles.

A Mario Kart Tournament, you say? Oh, you grab some bread, some sticks, and some breadsticks and meet me outside of Sashabaw's Kroger at 8pm on Tuesday!

Oxygen

That I had sexual relations with my secretary...of defense!

i don't know, maybe, not shut down the government. Just an idea.

Brawn only! I'm like a quicker picker upper!

LOST: The Movie by Alex Day.

Friendship

Quit playing games, son.
I am an investigative genius. Like L! ^_^

#deathnote

HEIGHTS! SarahLee, where art thee?

You know, I was having a formspring conversation today, and someone asked me if I cared who you were. Told her I had an idea as to who, but it didn't matter to me either way. Funny thing is, based upon her asking & the word choices; I had already figured out that it was, in fact, her anonymous question. Nice try, Megan ;).

Roll around, hit the snooze button on my alarm, snuggle into blankets, fall back asleep, lather & repeat about 12 times in 8 minute snooze-duration increments.

One female, eh anonymous? Well, are we talking fictional, nonfictional, celebrity crushathons, or the real Nora-like deal?

Shall I have these kiss...I mean, dance? ;)

You think so? ^_^ Well, text me and we'll hang and be cute together ;).

Joel River! or Christopher Chance.

Joelmander, Joel! Haha, anyway, as you can probably tell; my favorite Pokémon is Charmander! ^_^ Always.

That's so very true. You're off the hook. Let's go height finding, and you can ask me while we do so ^_^. Deal? Text me ^_^