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      We totally do! We love the Tollhouse choco chip cookie recipe on the back of your average bag of choco chips. We only cook a dozen cookies, though. The rest get frozen in ball form on a cookie sheet and then put in a ziploc bag in the freezer, so you can toaster oven fresh hot cookies whenever you want them!

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      There's no rush. That's why it took 9 months to write this answer.

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      AHAHHAHAHA if there's one thing I don't discuss it's politics - sorry!

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      I would have to say Twitter mostly, because I don't have a lot of free time... Since my Twitter's hooked up with my Facebook, when I come up with something funny to say it's a super fast easy way to talk to all my online buddies!

      It's funny because it makes it seem like I spend lots more time online than I normally do - I had my first kid this week, and sent some updates on how things were going in the hospital via Twitter... and I got a few comments on why am I on the internet while I'm in the hospital with my new son?!?! Literally, I only had time to grab my phone and send out a text message that took 20 seconds in between feeding the boy and sleeping, and folks that were waiting to hear how he was doing were able to get little chunks of info here and there!

      Also, I spend the most time on porno sites.

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      one time in college, it was really hot out. because, you see, it was savannah, georgia in the summertime.

      and i decided the only thing that would beat the heat at that moment was a root beer float.

      so i went to our fridge, but all that was in there that was remotely close to float fixings was mint choco chip ice cream and surge soda. that kinda mountain dew knockoff. i mixed em together, threw some orange juice in there for good measure, and there ya go!

      also on the list of weird things i'll eat: pretty much anything. i'm like nature's garbage disposal. i'm not picky. except i don't like eggplant. it's friggin' awful. and stouffer's chicken noodle casserole makes me wanna hurl.

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      totally an extrovert - i'm a big fan of making an ass of myself at karaoke parties!

      i get nervous and quiet sometimes when i meet people for the first time, but i genuinely like people and making new friends!

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      i have 3 significant scars - let's discuss in order of when i got em!

      1) in 1996 or so, right smack in the middle of color theory class at savannah college of art and design, i reached into my backpack for my x-acto knife. unbeknownst to me until the blade was already in my hand, the cap had fallen off. the teacher called my roommate at the time, who picked me up from class and drove me to the emergency room; the whole way there i gave her my best mr. orange from reservoir dogs performance. (I'M EFFING DYING OVER HERE!!!) to this day you can still see the half-inch long scar in the palm of my left hand. good times.

      2) i have scar tissue inside my left eye that helped it go legally blind a good chunk of years ago. it was a long sordid tale chock full of eye ailments with long scary names, sprinkled with 2 laser treatments that healed badly, and tossed around with a couple more eye troubles that killed off rods and cones, leaving that eye pretty much for decoration. i still have peripheral vision in that eye, which is the only reason i haven't started wearing an eye patch yet.

      3) most recently, i cut my left hand pretty bad when i was chopping vegetables to cook dinner in december 2009. right at the base of my thumb. it hurt pretty bad. did i get out of cooking dinner? yes.

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      AHAHAHHAHAHA i dunno, let's say yes. ask me anything and i promise to give ya some kind of answer!

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      Ok it's not very exciting... but the furthest away places I've ever been are Saint Thomas for Josh and I's honeymoon in 2006, and then the next year I think it was we did go to Cozumel, Mexico as one of the stops on a cruise we were on!

      I love going places and traveling, and I have a passport, I just haven't been many places outside of the U.S.

      But, I HAVE been to a ton of the states! Over the course of the last 30someodd years, through road trips, going to see friends, taking the Greyhound cross country a couple of times in college to save money, and living in Wisconsin for a couple of years, I've actually been in 35 of 50 states! The only ones I'm missing are Hawaii, Alaska, Washington state, and the northeastern seaboard. So that has to count for something, right?

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Affordable Freelance Graphic Design, Art, Illustration. Hilarity. Not necessarily in that order.

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