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You don't because amputees aren't really people.
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Freddy Kruger is dead, therefore has no need to eat or, incidentally, poop. Problem solved.
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Hakeem Olajuwan. Or Jen Smycdfkjas;ldfjkafdlinsky.
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Caffeine, my cell phone, and black tar heroin.
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With minimal commercials and a lot of confused and angry people yelling at the TV.
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Yep, I'd save your love through loneliness, save your love for sorrow, you've given me your onliness, I'll give my tomorrow. (Of course I'm going to know a Johnny Cash reference.)
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Great Lakes Brewing Co. Christmas Ale. The 11 months of the year I can't have that, though, it's Moulson Canadian or Killian's.
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Anything by David Sedaris. His stuff's incredible.
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Mrs. Eble, my fifth grade teacher. She made learning fun and she made me feel like it was okay to be smart. She treated me like an adult instead of a kid, and she was just an awesome, awesome lady.
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How2in6’s Bio
My parents' neighbors think I am a nice girl.

