actually its star wars day so may the fourth be with you

horsie-horse related
qs-questions
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advice-stuff i give out for free unlike blow jobs

no :( shes afraid of them D:

its saturday dipshit

yes, there is one girl, i wont say who because it will start drama, who has zero natural talent and wins a lot at big shows and has moved up to the highs because of her money. it sucks because the rest of us could out ride her on the worst of horses because we actually know how to ride, but at the same time she is a very nice girl so its hard to be too mad about it.

pat parelli is the laughing joke of horse back riding

i always make the first move because i dont see the point in waiting around
"if ducky from the land before time doesnt wanna fuckin play throw his hot dog down my hallway then thats his own god damn problem" - jenna marbles<3

fear of being squished by fat people

woah, okay. lets rein in the bitchyness. haha did i direct that question to you? cause im pretty sure i didnt say "omg invisiblescarsx has such a weak leg!".... so why you seem to take that personally is kinda weirdd. anddd if you think about it people who DONT ride without stirups often enough dont have a strong leg, yeah it sits in a nice place but its not functional or strong. and i know plenty of people who's legs sit right underneath them but thats only because they shove it out in front of themsleves...sooo next time you see a very true and not very harsh statment you shouldnt take it so personally unless its actually directed to you... so yah bye.

the best riders are the ones who can look like they sit there and do nothing

my ex trainer:"sarcasm is just a form of hate"
me: "well then you know how i feel about you"

lifes short; so go drink smoke and have sex while you still can.

hitting them with a crow bar?

the trunk

yep! followed!

you post super funny pictures