Fried catfish, scrambled eggs, cheese grits, fried potatoes.

Gods no. I eat what I enjoy.

In the States, my gaydar is good. In Western Europe, good. Eastern Europe and Latin America, terrible. Or good, depending on perspective 'cause so many of these "straight" boys are nonetheless available.

Obama. Americans still like Obama overwhelmingly and no very little about Romney, who may in fact be a robot.

Hell, yeah. Is this a trick question?

A. Jesus fuckin Christ. B. I love all cuss words fairly equally.

Sorry, no, my skeletons are worth more than $500.

As always, it depends on what country you're in. In Amsterdam or Prague or Hamburg, insinuating gay-for-pay wouldn't be seen as insulting, the guy would simply say yes or no. In the U.S., because they're ALL queens regardless of sexual orientation, it might be a little tricky, I wouldn't even bother.

I always find that it gets a lot of straight dudes going to talk about the fact that gay men are better at blow jobs than women. And we are! In general.

What can I do? Laugh.

I think it's safe to ignore pretty much everything that young dudes say.

Tell him. There are, after all, precautions to take and STDs for sexually active men are common. And what asshole wants to deliberately give someone an STD?

I knew someone -- someone rather skanky -- who would fondle and molest young dudes who had passed out at rave parties. Sometimes it would lead to sex, sometimes to a fight. It also always involved theft, which is what I think this whole scenario is anyway. So, no to both questions.

So, I have to consciously create skid marks on my underwear?! Well, if I do, he has to buy the spare pairs.

Cheeky, but why not?

That's an odd time to realize something like that. But, basically, I wouldn't care at that particular moment. I mean, I'm already inside him, no? And what either of them does on the side is none of my business.

Whenever I'm awake.

This all should be negotiated/covered before the heat of passion. I have no issue with either request but I won't answer such a question on the spur of the moment.

Haha! Usually I take care of the money issues before the sex. Asking afterward is bad form, IMO, assuring there won't be a second go-round. Still, depends on how attracted I am to him. And the price of a gallon, I guess.

I am less likely to responsx. If he says he rehearses with an orchestra 4 times a week, or plays for an amateur rugby team, that's all good. But workout to just look like queerbait? No attractive to me.