Ask or Yak. But please, NO Elk! Thank you ;)

Only accepts questions that include a name.
RSS Feed
    1. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to PotvinSucks 12 Sep 10

      You dead?

      nope. goo too maddy's blog. I'm gonna visit my lil sis n say my shit. I love you guys. Truly. Peace. OUT

    2. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      Which hockey stadiums/arena have you been to? Watching or playing… which are the best to see, visit?

      I've seen NHL games in Montreal, Toronto, Winnipeg, Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Minnesota ...

      Luckily for me I was able to see a game in the old Forum in Montreal. A cathedral. Unfortunately, all the good barns are gone and these new state-of-the-art? buildings are too sterile ... Right Black Hawk Dave?

    3. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      Santa Claus started cuz the dutch in NY misunderstood the catholics when they said Saint Nicholas (or cuz they’re protestants they couldn’t talk bout saints).

      Thanks St. Luke ;)

    4. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      And I’d do george… sigh

      You probably jus wanna rub baby oil all over his bald head

    5. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada 18 Jul 10

      Im sorry you're still upset by the whole incident. I can assure you I am what I better be, and that I also look forward to plenty of good convos with you.

      No worries dude ... I wasn't upset ... jus a lil um taken aback? My prob - not yours. I too look forward to verbally abusing you hehe ;)

    6. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to BlackHawkDave 18 Jul 10

      Carefull with the Eileen jokes, that's my mom's name....No shit

      I thought I cleverly hid the Eileen joke ... Very astute of you Dave. You're destroyin the myth bout havin sex with cousins produces dumb guys hehehehehehe - fuck, I'm funny, eh? ;)

    7. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      I don’t like big tall dudes either but that’s cuz I’m 5’7 (1.70m) and 130lbs (60kg) so I kinda root for David instead of Goliath. D-man have to be big but do you think wingers should be big too?

      Size matters Luke ... A big bull of a winger can go into the corners n battle with the big d-men n come up with the puck. Smaller guys just can't compete. For further information, please see the Edmonton Oilers and their band of midgets. They didn't finish 30th for nothin! ;)

    8. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada 18 Jul 10

      Yay! Im happy you're here too bud.

      Smiles all round then? Cool. I'm happy yur happy that I'm happy ... n btw - should I read your blog or would it be too tough for me? I'm ok but only ... know what I mean? I miss guys like u that had such a connection with the OTHER guy. This is tough for me bud, but since I like the cut of your jib, I look forward to long, meaningful convos with you. You just better be ... better bee

    9. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      Santa says to Mrs. Claws "Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?". Mrs Claws: "Look's like rain, dear" // yea u can laugh now, seriously.

      I'm sure you know Santa didn't really have 'claws' right? Btw ... I was in town the other day n I saw a dude ... big, fat n possibly jolly. He had a long white beard n a big pot-belly ... As he crossed the street, two young girls passed him goin the other way. They both glanced back n talked - u know how girls can be ... neway as soon as they reached my side of the road I said - "That's Santa! That was Santa! I swear to God that was Santa Claus! Once again, we all laughed n laughed n laughed n laughed n laughed - then I threw one of the girls back into the street - she was killed by a bus. So I laughed n laughed n laughed and laughed. See, they were eatin ice-cream cones. She didn't share. Her death was my only option. The other ran away (like a lil girl) - but I'll find her. She jus better have some ice-cream left or ...

    10. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      Do u wanna see what’s lame: What do u call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do u call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.

      fuck ... please somebody stop him. It's kinda like sayin "Where's Eileen - the one legged waitress work? IHOP, of course ..."

    11. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to gayemt 18 Jul 10

      Fahrenheit 451 by Bradbury was the source of the earlier quote. One of the ones I believe Beck and his ilk would burn. :(

      Did we have a conversation I don't know about? Shit ... I read 451 ... good? Yea I guess ...

    12. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      I agree w/ you center is a great position. These guys have to be very creative and skillful. They kinda make the games isn’t it, like tempo, speed, mood…

      A good centerman should be kinda silky n smooth. I don't like big tall dudes - but that's just me. The big guys should be workin the boards, the corners ... Silky should be drivin the d-men and the goalie crazy ...

      Also, it is an art-form to win face-offs above 60%. If you can win more than 60%? You are a guaranteed millionaire with a long career ahead ... (cept maybe Yanik Perrault - he's an enigma ... and an ass - so I've been told ...)

    13. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      “And Ana digs the bad boy” “Well I’ve never been the bad boy.” “You’ve been the bay employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad fiancée, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen… the bad tipper!”

      baaaad to the bone. George. Gotta love him! :)

    14. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 18 Jul 10

      Yea that was lame but wait I’ve got a better one: So the doctor told me to take sleeping pills. I asked when, he said whenever you’re awake. Ta-da!

      I answered this also ... fuck. We do need a new interwoob No loss tho - I do believe my pun n games sucked worse! ;)

    15. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to gayemt 17 Jul 10

      Moose and monkey! I see a Saturday morning cartoon in the making!

      *burp* ... yea we shared the squirrel (a lil bony but he taste like chick ... oh forget it ;)

    16. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to gayemt 17 Jul 10

      "If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war." from one of my fav books

      Patton?

    17. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to gayemt 17 Jul 10

      Hehehe whenever you say wooby I think of the kids blanky in the movie Mr Mom. There is a new internettubez tho - called IP6. I can't figure out what it's supposed to do tho. Probably Beck in high def

      I have no idea what ANY of that meant ... but knowin u, I'm sure it's all good :)

    18. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to gayemt 17 Jul 10

      I'm on my to way to Boston with my folks. I have to get my flyers shirts ready. If you don't hear from me again it's because I'm at the bottom of the harbor. ;)

      Good luck with that ... Where's my boy Petey? He knows yur good ppl. Him n his boys'll watch your back. He/they always had mine n I'm a trillion miles away ...

    19. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada 17 Jul 10

      heya! how are you good sir? well I hope! its been a while since we last talked and since I last politely requested you lose all hope of the yotes moving to Canada. I see you haven't so here I am out of the hideing ive been in to politely remind you again

      shit ... dude! I already answered this - but am too lazy to go back n check if it appeared ... I'm over it. We're over it. I liked the way Phoenix (Glendale) backed up my old team. It's yours - you keep them. Meanwhile back in hooterville ... we now have our coyote eyes on either a Thrasher or a Pred. Both good, young, up n coming teams. They'd both look good in Jet's jerseys n finally find out what its like to play in a hockey town. We'll blow them away! You'll see. We will rise from the ashes of the Phoenix!

      P.S. good to hear from u bud. I'm glad you're back n hope u stay. Cheers! :)

    20. jimmy
      hockeyiscanada responded to Luke778 17 Jul 10

      “well marisa I’m not engaged anymore… she died… toxic glue from the wedding invitation… anyway I’ve got the funeral tomorrow but the weekend is pretty wide open… hello? Hello?”

      I'd do Marisa

jimmy

I AM MANITOBIUM

Profile Shuffle
friends
20 followers

jimmy’s Bio

The Moose is Loose n I am bound by law to mount(ie) whenever possible. That's what me said ... ;)

Who jimmy responded to

  • Luke778
  • Ed
  • dave
  • Madeleine
  • Potvin Sucks!
  • SwimmerDude
  • Joe Guckin
  • Bullwinkle
  • jonandrew
See all »