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Hey babe? Yeah they have this feature on Tumblr now so like, umm you can use that instead. :P
Just teasing I know this is like 2 weeks old. Here's my answer:
1. You
2. my dick
3. a big bottle of lube
There. I only need three things. You can bring two things of your choice. Case closed. -
Anything with Seth MacFarlane involvement. That guy loves the sound of his own voice too much.
Formula: Nuclear family, talking animal, hypotheticals -
You are my favorite pair of nice pants.
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Thanks! I do feel lucky. My wife is a total babe who is very loving and caring. Sometimes she makes me a little breakfast to take to work and she puts these sweet notes in them that remind me that she loves me and stuff. In return I give murder threats to jerks she used to date and guys who don't know we are married. Baller.
So I would say it is treating me well. -
No. the bike on my page is a 2009 Harley Davidson Fatboy. My bike is a 1981 Suzuki GS750E that doesn't run because there is rust in the gas tank and thereby the carburetors. I need to throw an in-line fuel filter on it with one of them hose run offs, clear out the rust in the tank, rebuild/resync the carbs, and replace the clutch and charging system/battery before it will be road safe again.
Sadly it has been in this state of disrepair for about 5 months now. Sad face. -
If by "Nice Pants" you mean my "Jorts" then yes.
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Thanks for the assist. I don't use Ebay/Paypal.
Also I am looking for a 6 string electric guitar, not a bass. But thanks for the help anyway! You rule. -
I am not sure how to respond here. If I had to venture a guess it would be because I am a man; she knows I will stand by her through rough patches that no other boy would. Looking at her list of exes is like a tapestry of abusive clowns and gigantic pussies, so I guess it could also be a case of no real competition. Hahaha. I jest.
Impossible to say really, you'd have to ask her. -
Depends on who you marry. My wife is hot and is good in bed, so I have no complaints.
Marry the right chick and it doesn't get boring. You have to do things to keep your sex interesting too. Change things up a bit. Spontaneity is key.
Every man on the Earth desires variety, there is no arguing against that. You have to understand that you will always be a man at your core, and all men want to have sex with as many women as possible. It is in our genes as well as our learned behaviors. The odds are stacked against us in that respect, and I wouldn't be surprised if it played a part in men's reputation for being cheaters more often than women.
You can get variety from pornography (so long as it is healthy, not watching and fantasizing about the tramps in the porn, but your spouse- otherwise it could just aid you in coming to grips with your need for variety I guess)or other kinky shit if you really need it. Combine it with your hubby and you have the best of both worlds; variety, spontaneity, and excitement.
I am fully satisfied with my wife, and though there might be some time down the road I meet an attractive woman while out somewhere, I know that she has/will have no power over me before there is even a word muttered between us. I chose my wife because I know she is the only woman that I can/will share a life with, so no matter what kind of model/actress/tattooed-half-lesbian-motorcyclist comes my way I am not interested in anything beyond polite conversation.
On a base level there is no point in taking on a new headache when you have one you are quite fond of that already knows all the things you like. -
Because it is fun, duh. Also I am a bully.
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I will bring home a burlap sack to throw over your head so you don't get me sick. :P
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Thanks for the kind words. This meant a lot to me.
I think that if you are always willing to make amends when you are wrong, take responsibility for your words and actions, and can not only admit fault in yourself but also correct any unhealthy behavior stemming from those faults you can feel comfortable expressing what you feel at any given time. We should all be comfortable enough with ourselves that others have no power over you or your self image.
Consideration and responsibility are the founding principles of freedom, and act as your only needed governance when properly applied. -
Thanks very much! It is true. I am not as much of a bear in real life as I am online. I have some strong opinions on certain things, but these are merely for me to hold on to a little of that fire of youth and are a tool for keeping myself from buying into things that could marginalize me into something banal or frivolous.
If I come off harsh it is only because I care very much about the state of things (things I can't control), and I want better for everyone. I try to be as free as possible, and at times that means being overwhelmed with disgust. Anyone can provide a teaching moment.
I dunno how much of a gent I am. I have done some deplorable things. Thanks for the compliment though! I am trying. My mom says that's all that matters. Hahaha. <3 -
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Great question. On one hand I believe it is not the responsibility of the State or Federal government to subsidize a child factory, as behavior of this nature allows them access to moderation of our private lives. on the other hand however, I do not believe denying welfare to single mothers or parents in general would deter people from having children they can not provide for, and in the interests of these children welfare must exist so long as it benefits the children over the parent.
People who have children in order to collect welfare out of laziness should have their children put in the system. If you want to be a bum do it on your own, and don't drag some poor kid into that lifestyle. -
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Well she is my WIFE, but I digress. We went for coffee at a little place by her old apt, then absconded (lol) to an Oolahs show! Ollie let us go hang out backstage with her and Letters to Cleo, and I talked at length with Greg about having kids. Probably the most I had talked with Greg in all the years I've known him.
After the concert, we went to Del's, which is one of the worst bars in LA. Then I dropped her and Sarah off at her apt, smooched her a little and went home to fuck the sleeve of my favorite jacket. The end. -
Lost my job as a fireman. Had to drown sorrows in something. May as well be ham. Delicious black forest ham drizzled with Vermont maple syrup... blugggh
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Depends. You would have to be female and my wife would have to find you attractive, and she only likes really butch chicks. I know this because once in a while she has me put on a dress and some fake gazungas and we recreate that scene from true Lies where JLC dances for Arnold.
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