Dear Morgan, lets make a phat beat someday and become an awesome rap duo.

Jordan, you piece of shit! I fucking love you bro! Why don't we hang out anymore? You need to spend less time with your cheerleaders and more time hit'n the town.

I'm a slut in so many ways it isn't even funny. For starters, Korg and Native Instruments basically have my balls so twisted that I'll buy anything with their names on it. Yes, I'm sure if you asked around you'd likely find a few girls I've been with. I often avoid going out many places downtown because of this now. Lastly, for some reason, some people have the inclination to believe that buying nice (expensive) clothes means you are also slutty. I'd go with true.

E'erday! what kinda question is that!? :P

TILDE SPERM!?!?!

hahah I've totally noticed. I keep my head big on purpose:) where else could I store such a large ego? lol. but to tell you the truth I have a really bi nose and some big lips soo if I didn't have all this hair I'd be pretty gooby looking:/ I'm working on growing the rest of my body to match up to my head though and maybe being able to fit into normal sized clothes. That'd be cool:/ anyways thanks for making sure I knew. I adore you too<3

I AM CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW TO GET THE ANSWER!

Do I live in a 1st world country that isn't located in Europe?

ho! LETS GO!

like the ramones song....did you get it?

Rod just wants to lay me down on the mat and get me to wrestle him....and he did like my sweet robot ideas;P

PENIS! oh wait just kidding. another serious question;P lol. Hmm I dunno I suppose sexual and crude questions are the only kind people seem to wanna ask when you can't figure out who it is. People seems to be inherently programmed to ask the hedonistic type of questions (drugs, sex, alcohol, and the likes) on the internet;P

Perhaps we should go out on a date first. I'm not 'that' guy anymore.

badassikus?

I have not fucked even one single "man DOGS." but I'll let you know if I do at any point in the future.

I think you are reading too much into this. maybe I just find you awesome.

thats not at all in a question format and yeah...I find it to be a useful response cause it might help me avoid others trying to work the backmath.

let just say this one is somewhere between 0 and...uhhh 0. sorry to disappoint;P

lets just, for the sake of making things difficult, say that, that number is somewhere between 2&5; however, I might also add that there are plenty of other things that one might do with a girl that are not counted.

I like boys....I think they are pretty cool people, hell I'm a fucking boy.....infact.... I think maybe half my friends might be boys too! :O besides if I hated boys I'd have to hate half the worlds population to begin with plus myself. that seems silly.

I am actually quite interested in that one. Trying to pull together funds.