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The hungry caterpillar :3
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TV. Probably because my computer could act as a TV anyway.
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Take a picture. I prefer to be the observer than the observed.
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The chicken, hence the 'who'.
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Sort of. But i don't call it 'fate'. Its more like, what happens, happens.
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I feel sorta slack for saying this, but the expensive stuff, i.e. ipod touch. :L:L
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hi shannen! did you get a formspring too? :0
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thanks :) are you talking about the one on moodle? or is this somewhere else? .-."
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lol. serious? O_O well, get better soon so you can do talent quest!! me, linda and ayesha are most probably going ahead with talent quest unless a disaster occurs and we lose our schools keyboards and my piano and linda's voice cracks and all our sheet music and guitars go missing. :L:L
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i reckon it was pretty nice :( but it was just a random substitute i found. i dont like posting up pictures of my own face on social networking sites. whats so bad about it? should i change it? o_o
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well, yes i do, but only on my forehead. when i was talking about my skin, i meant my hands and occassionally cheeks. ^^ I'm not trying to boast about it or anything, in fact, i think i might be somewhat jinxing myself, but i'm trying to get rid of those horrid pimples on my forehead, and some on my back T_T""
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my smooth skin :L i didnt really care about it much before, but ever since people took a liking to it, and started going all pervy-wervy on my hands, i guess my ego shot up and now i'm actually pretty worried about my skin :L:L for once.
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T_T true shilpa, you should get married before 35 ^^
yup, let me be your bridesmaid :D:D i know yukti or aashita is the maid of honor, so don't leave me out :O LOL, talking of bridesmaid, i read this once, about the best man giving a speech to the audience about the groom. :L:L Its hilarious, you must read every section of it.
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"Let me first say that the bridesmaids look absolutely smashing today, and only rightly outshone by our bride. And, I'm sure you'll agree with me, gentlemen, today is a sad day for single men, as another beauty leaves the available list. And ladies, I'm sure you'll agree that today passes by without much of a ripple. But it's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
I really thought that following a speech by the groom would be quite difficult, and I was right, I couldn’t follow a bloody word of it. So, on behalf of the Bridesmaids, and the Ushers I would like to thank the groom for …um…whatever he just said.
I was actually a little worried as to how long the speech should last so I asked around and the general consensus was that it should go on for about as long as it takes the groom to perform his duties in the bedroom. So with that, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much, you’ve been a great crowd!!!
Just kidding. Scratch out what I've just said, everyone. The marriage ceremony asks that couples take each other for better or for worse. Well, to the groom, in finding your wife you really couldn’t have done any better. To the bride—you couldn’t have done any worse. Just on a separate note here—not many people know this, but the bride actually had a bit of bad luck this week. She had her credit card stolen on Monday, but the groom has decided not to report it to the police however because the thief is spending less than she was!
As well as the speech, it would seem that there were three main roles that I had to fulfill as his best man. The first was to make sure he got a good night's sleep before the wedding. Well, I can assure you he slept like a baby—he wet the bed twice and woke up every hour crying for his mom.
The second was to get him here looking presentable with his face and hair in good order. Unfortunately, God didn’t get this right first time round so what chance did I have?
Finally, I was to ensure that no angry ex-girlfriends showed up impromptu to spoil the ceremony. Thankfully this wasn’t a problem as the recent outbreak of foot and mouth saw most of them either quarantined or shot and burned a couple of years ago.
Also, when I was surveying around to prepare for my speech, someone mentioned that I have to say something about the groom. So what can I say about him? [he pulled out an index card from his pocket.] He's handsome, successful, witty, intelligent, charming... err... Sorry, Mr Groom—what does that say? I can't read your handwriting. Oh, yeah, fantastic in bed! Sorry.
To be truthful, the bride and groom have shared many romantic moments. I would like you to both share one with us all here today. To the bride, can you put your left hand flat on the table—and, the groom, can you place yours on top of it? Marvelous! Mr Groom, I would like you to remember and treasure this moment forever...the last time you will have the upper hand."
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That was the most hilarious Best Man speech i've ever heard. The bride and groom's actually do have names, but i decided to replace them with just Mr Groom and the Bride to make it easier to understand? It sounds weird now that i've changed it though :(
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wow, i feel so left out now. enjoy yourselves :D:D
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i'll load it onto my blog ok? my email client went funny. sorry :(
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Helena’s Bio
The point of formspring is to ask me questions, to know me better. Hence i shall not write anything here.
