Hey, remember when I didn't and actually got shit done? Me too.

heyitsapril.com/dvds

Very sick of it. There are these awesome things called books and video games and movies... yeah.

I do not have a Facebook.

I love cats, they're adorable, but I would never own one.

Those are awesome band names.

I'm pretty sure that's definitely not the reason why.

HAHA! Yeah. Yeah, that's totally it.

Um...yes? But I'm not black so....

Nope. No, I don't.

Always.

In the same cyclical pattern as every other girl on the planet. And when my birth control makes me. And yes I do.

I check both the "Hispanic" and "White" boxes on forms. My family used to take me to Mexico like every other month when I was growing up but I haven't gone back in years, too busy here.

Sure. I worked with a nice Russian guy the last time I was in Miami.

Yep.

Hopefully some day.

Completely shaven is uncomfortable for me. Beyond a strip though, I just wanted to try something new.

I have none. I don't even know what happened...

I fucking wish.

I'm not very attracted to any of those girls but if I had to choose, I'd pick Nikki Minaj.