I always do.

It is!

Amazing! I went with a large group of strangers. It was awesome.

I would love to and he did ask me but our schedules couldn't match up. I hope he tries to get me again because I would really love to be on his show. It's fucking hilarious.

I know. I'm not. I've tried to get them to stop but nothing works. :(

Does the Doctor count as a super hero?

I have, yes.

I don't think so.

Well now I have. Hot.

Fuck and marry Joseph Gordon Levitt cuz I have no idea who the other two are but I'm quite sure they don't even compare.

Sometimes I fuck with them until I get bored and then I ignore them.

It was really simple... I was offered a crazy amount of money to be guaranteed sex with a hot girl. I can't even fathom NOT doing that. Two of my favorite things ever.

Pretty much all of it. None of it is contrived. I just do what I want. I do try to not tweet or post or talk about sad or depressing stuff. It doesn't make sense to me to bring anyone else down with that kind of shit in their timeline. I have a private twitter account that I write all my emo stuff to. It feels good to get it out there but no one wants to see that shit really.

She was lovely and fun and sweet and sexy and tried to teach me how to shake my booty. But, nothing against her, she's not really the type of girl that I would be interested in dating.

Um, yes?

Doesn't really work like that, bro.

Probably not. I don't want to up my chances of getting pregs anymore than I have to.

Change.

September 2008

Sometimes.