I have a crush on Dule Hill.

I have. I like the change.

This article most accurately reflects my opinion: http://www.geekscape.net/michael-bay-vs-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

Having said that, if he wants to cast me as April O'Neil, that'd be super fucking rad.

It was Super Bowl Sunday. I was at my dad's and stayed in the bathroom until my mom came over. Totally ruined the Super Bowl for me. And all my friends were boys so it wasn't something I talked about.

Cookies!

I always feel awkward.

Hey, remember when I didn't and actually got shit done? Me too.

heyitsapril.com/dvds

Very sick of it. There are these awesome things called books and video games and movies... yeah.

I do not have a Facebook.

I love cats, they're adorable, but I would never own one.

Those are awesome band names.

I'm pretty sure that's definitely not the reason why.

HAHA! Yeah. Yeah, that's totally it.

Um...yes? But I'm not black so....

Nope. No, I don't.

Always.

In the same cyclical pattern as every other girl on the planet. And when my birth control makes me. And yes I do.

I check both the "Hispanic" and "White" boxes on forms. My family used to take me to Mexico like every other month when I was growing up but I haven't gone back in years, too busy here.

Sure. I worked with a nice Russian guy the last time I was in Miami.