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Yo dawg, we heard you like pussy, so we put a pussy in yo pussy so you can play with yo pussy while you play with yo pussy.
You double-deckered my Taco Bell taco? Like pussy to the power of pussy? Thank you!
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If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
That cat will fuck you up.
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You're a pirate captain. What do you name your flagship?
The Magpie. We will snatch away your shiny valuables and spend hours, spaced out, just staring at them. It will be glorious.
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You're a pirate captain. What do you name your flagship?
The S. S. Wavefucker.
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You're a pirate captain. What do you name your flagship?
SS engie after me lass on shore
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You're a pirate captain. What do you name your flagship?
THE POST-HYPNOTIC SUGGESTION
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If you could add or remove one thing from your body, what would it be?
Probably The Thing
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If you were a knight, what would you nobly quest for? Holy Grail is out of the question.
Some modern armour to replace this really-quite-heavy plate stuff. I've got enough to worry about without having to lug around thousands of pounds of metal on my back as well, you know?
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If you were a knight, what would you nobly quest for? Holy Grail is out of the question.
the heart of a fair maiden, of course!
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If you were a knight, what would you nobly quest for? Holy Grail is out of the question.
I'd probably ignobly quest for the questionably legal hands in marriage of multiple forumcrushes. And then cover that up with a noble quest for I dunno Noah's Ark or some shit.
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If you were a knight, what would you nobly quest for? Holy Grail is out of the question.
Baby, it's you.
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If you were a knight, what would you nobly quest for? Holy Grail is out of the question.
Something that would grant sentience and emotion to machines.
Regardless of whether or not they had an AI.
I want my toaster to have a soul. And lovingly make me toast every morning. -
Do You Think Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized ?
I absolutely think gay marriage should be legalized. As well as marijuana AND gay marijuana AND gay marriage marijuana.
However, crocs should be outlawed.
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