No phone bill. The rest is terrible beyond belief.

Angry Zombies :D

Being married lol.

If by bad you mean Amazing, then yes.

Spender. Terrible at saving, really.
Need to work on that :S

I have many. I don't think I have one "best" friend.
There's no ONE person I could call my best friend.

- Unlimited supply of money
- Super powers
- To be ridiculously good looking without trying

Evening :D

Shannon's party lol.

Writing, directing, editing and/or creating films. Or acting ;)

Yes. Yes it does.

Wank.

Honestly, to see what people would say to me knowing that I couldn't know who they were.

Hollywood?

http://halfmanhalfgreek.tumblr.com/

Yeah, but it wasn't that bad at all.

Only when they're closed.

Family Guy.

I once accidentally masturbated with tanning lotion :S

I HATE YOU :D