You think you have what it takes to grind my gears?

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      well the biggest risk I ALMOST took was going camping down south for a week with a horrible pain in my abdomen. turns out my appendix was rupturing and if i had decided to go camping, i would have collapsed in the forest and would have had to get air lifted out to a hospital. i probably would have died. thankfully, i decided the day of the trip that i shouldn't go, then went to the doctor who immediately told me to go to the emergency room. really glad i didnt go haha

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      winter camping at Maquoketa Caves in Iowa whilst tripping on acid.

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      shin chan, kung pow! enter the fist, FLCL, and just being drunk. I get very giggly when im drunk.

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      I'm doin good! I destroyed my phone in a fit of rage but who can be mad in this weather we're having?

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      fuck off lame-ass, i already answered this one. fuckin losers I swear

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      cause it's a bowler hat big enough to hold a baked ham. it's as funny as it is practical

    13. Matt Hansen

      yeah i have. it ended in drama and almost losing two of my best friends. but we worked it all out, they kept dating, and i just went my own way. it's a really long story. short version, i was in love with a girl, but i was taken away before i could tell her, when i came back my best bro had her, i felt i needed closure so i said what i felt to her and it almost ruined everything.

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      as much as the next bro.....which is never as much as any bro would like to say. so i guess i could ask you, do you believe in the bro code?

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      thats a bit tough considering i've delved into the many different realms of druqs out there.

      i was really badly addicted to speed for a while, which fucked my life up a lot but i quit on my own

      coke is bad.....but oh so good

      lsd is awesome but i feel it knocked me off course a few too many times

      i quite literally think that shrooms retardified me quite a bit

      i've done a vast array of pills

      opium is not really bad for you

      robo trippin isnt safe

      but honestly, SLEEP DEPRIVATION is the ultimate trip. it's trippy as hell and free to use. try it out sometime.

      I HAVE NEVER USED: heroin, crack, meth, PCP and basically anything else you can put on the "plain stupid" list

      unless you think all druqs are "plain stupid"

      in which case, YOU'RE plain stupid

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