*Rainbow Dash royally rules a nice chunk of the uprooted Ents!*

*Some go flying, some simply break.*











*But in a rather disturbing display, purple roots burst out of the broken pieces of tree, and quickly slither their way to any Ent they can find, bringing a few back up to speed, now simply aggravated, or making others a bit more...menacing and tough.*

This is like something out of a game!

A game that hates you!

*Sits on a nearby pile of chairs and watches with a smile*

*The trees roots spread throughout half the forest.*

*Those infected trees also happen to undergo some...changes, trunks having sprouted claws and roots morphing together to form feet.

*The tree's also seem to have faces now. Ugly looking mugs, if you ask me.

Anyway, the Ents soon uproot themselves, one by one.*


Shade you, capture you, eat you, something unspeakable, how should I know! I like causing things to happen and see the results instead.

*Meanwhile, somewhere in the Everfree Forest, the acorn sits underground. Dark purple roots pop out of it almost immediately, and spreads tot eh other trees roots, every one it touches also turns purple, and soon enough a "BOOM" is heard as a gargantuan purple tree bursts from the middle of the Everfree Forest.*

Three...two...one....

*He crushed the acorn between his fingers, giving a light explosion similar to the one that occurs when Twilight teleports.*

Even if I didn't, I'd be learning very, very soon.

*Looks over at the Everfree Forest.*

*He rubs his fish up against his chest, breathes on it, and reveals in his hand a dark purple acorn.*

Tell me, Rainbow Dash.

Do you know what an Ent is?

*Discord steps out of from behind the state and leans on it. He looks over at one of his horns and breaks a piece off, tossing it into his mouth.*

Mmm...it's like a chocolate bunny. Only handsomer. Care for some, Rainbow?

*I'm not sure if that's how cement works, but okay, you got yourself a Discord statue, bidding will start at nine nine nine nine nine dollars.*

Okay, even I think that's awful sounding.

Funny, awful sounding.

*Smiles*

And how, prey tell, are you planning on turning me into a statue?

>Implying I was ever gone.

*Chuckles*

*Suddenly, at the end of the concert, a loud snap sound is made as Discord floats smugly on the stage.*

Now hold on, I figure that if out little Chrysalis gets a song, why shouldn't I.

*He snaps his fingers as what seems to be very grim sounding carnival music starts to play*



Grinning down through the gates
Watch the night suffocate
All the light as it smothers your sun

I can tell by the moon
You'll be joining me soon
As a guest in my soon to be fortress of fun!

And I can't wait to see you
And once again free you
Released from your humorless air

Someday I will replace
That big frown on your face
With a smile and a murderous glare

We are two of a kind
Violent, and sound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve

Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!

I'm just trying to show you
Just how well I know you
I understand just how you feel

Threw your reason away
'Cause you had one bad day
And your feelings let go of the wheel


Still we're fated to battle
You pout and I prattle
I won't ever tire of this game!

But you'll not make it end
'Cause I'm your only friend
We are opposites but we're the same

We are two of a kind
Violent, and sound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!

We have so many wonderful stories
I have studied the mind of this pony
A hero with so much praise and glory
Except to her sister which she...

MOONED!!! AAHHHAHAHAHOOOOHOHOHHAHAH!

We are two of a kind
Violent, and sound of mind
You're the yin to my yang, can't you see?
And if I were to leave
You would grumble and grieve
Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
You'd be lost (You'd be lost)
Face it, Tia...
You'd be lost without me!

*He howls with laughter as he snaps his fingers, and an explosion occurs under the stage, that explosion being a large marshmallow that is now raining down upon everyone in the vicinity in steamy chunks*

Hmmm...not bad, but I think I can be more intimidating. Just give me aminute.

*Clears his throat and tosses a piece of mint into his mouth.*

All right, here we go.


Hee hee hee ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

*Random chunks of the ground float up into the sky around him, and a blue flame sprouts up behind Discord, the camera zooms in his eye to see a reflection of the mane cast with Celestia and Luna, a regular flame slowly engulfing them while they stand there unmoving.*

*Suddenly everything is back to normal, and Discord clears his throat again while the previously flying yards of earth drop back down to the ground.*

Man, am I out of practice.

*Pouts.*

*Discords one weakness is dubstep.*


*And friendship, I guess, but mainly dubestep.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKARKWJE3Bs

Play

Ooooh.

What two very intersting things to note.

*Evil chuckle*

(( It could have been better, but it really was good. ))