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      Yes, I do have an Imvu account. It's called Hailgun (how unexpected).

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      I've been in a hospital. Fun times. I never make New Years resolutions, I'm way too happy with myself and my life to change anything.

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      Two, maybe three. But when I say true friends, I mean people who would get up at 2 in the morning to pick me up when I passed out drunk and covered in vomit and fly paper planes with me in public places and take me to the zoo every time I whined I wanted to pet a goat and make sure I don't isolate myself completely from the world even when I constantly complain I hate going out and hold my hand before an important exam and cook me dinners and shit like that.

      My god, I'm a really lucky person.

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      No regrets. Or at least that's what I keep saying to myself.

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      hailgun responded to Aesica 30 Oct 10

      Apply bleach instead. Before. Every time. It will be the best sexual experience of your lifetime.

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      "If I could leave you with any wisdom it’d be black out more during the times that you are alive, so that you don’t remember the life that you have."

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