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How often is there porn in the Internet? Always.
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It would has to be my Ecco shoes that I bought at Nordys about 3/4 years ago with Bella. They lasted a long time as my work footwear and now I wear them as my commuter footwear so as not to wear out my new Eccos, which I bought with Bella at Nordys too!
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I'd first decide where it is I want to settle down, which will most likely be somewhere in the Bay Area. Then I would buy a lot of tacos.
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paddling, skateboarding, biking, diddling myself
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Whether we are talking mud wrestling or professional wrestling, the ref is always there for comedic relief. nothing tickles the crowds funny bone more than the errant blow to the back of the refs head.
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The best day ever would start with spooning and pinching. Then a big plate of chilaquiles for brekkie. Skateboarding in the city, getting a new tattoo, adult beverages near the water, then pizza for dinner before spooning until sleepy time.
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I start with the left and finish with the right.
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Let's try this again without the analysis of paddling customs of the past and today's competitive paddling focus. My idea for bringing some of the spirit of paddling back is to set aside as many good paddling days for long multi-club paddles with absolutely no competition or "practice" mindsets. Leave the coaches and the "we need to win the next race" mouth breathers on shore and just go out for at least 4 to 5 hours and paddle for no other reason than the love of paddling. We have a community of OC1 paddlers that get together for fun downhill runs every chance they get. They aren't doing it for points or medals. Yeah, many of them are primarily focused on winning and competition, but why can't we have big group OC6 downhill runs? Why can't we paddle from Berkeley to Tiburon or Sausalito for fun? How many more people would we have out on the water if they didn't have to do it with a drill instructor on their backs wearing them out before you are even 5 miles in to your day?
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Hmmm, so many factors would go into what I would cook for someone. Let's just say if there were no dietary restrictions, no food preferences, and no need to take into account what ingredients would be available... I'd start with a scallop, shrimp and baby octopus ceviche. Then a grilled polenta, seasoned crab and poached egg *benedict* with a creamy avocado sauce. For dessert, vanilla ice cream with a ginger crisp.
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I went to Sydney, Australia!!! 14 hour non-stop flight each way, but so worth it. I want to go back and see more of Australia, maybe meet Sharnee and her family.
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If could go all Weird Science and create my Kelly LeBrock while wearing a bra on my head with Anthony Michael Hall and...the other guy....she would have dark skin, exotic features, nice muffin tops, and strong legs. She would be active and outgoing, yet lazy and reclusive at the appropriate times. She would be kind to all service workers and understand that their jobs are hard enough without unprovoked nasty attitudes. Before asking for substitutions when ordering a meal she would say, "I apologize, but would it be possible to..." When we shower together and I keep my jeans on she would not call attention to the fact I'm trying to hide my shrinkage. She would understand that I wake up early, even on weekends, and not sequester me to the bed until she is ready to get up at 3pm...unless she really needs a lazy session of muffin top fondling and smooching. She wouldn't mind that occasionally I might...just maybe...possibly...bring a burrito or plate of nachos into bed with me. She would understand the magical ability of late night taco bell to prevent a raging hangover after a night of drinking. She would accept that I have more fun telling people that I have a third nipple rather than the truth...a girl running with a pencil in her hand stabbed me in the second grade. She would not yell at me when I order a dr pepper, take two sips, then throw the rest away. She would never cook tortillas in the microwave, or believe that steaming a tortilla is ever appropriate. She wouldn't be disappointed that I will never grow hair on my chest, despite my overabundance of hair on my forearms and legs. She would be mean to pretty much everybody, yet still be loved by everybody. She would add significantly to my iTunes library and be excited to raid my music collection. She would already know the answer to "would you like more cheese on that?"
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Most of my customers are over 70 1/2, so I don't have much practice. Although there is one lady who calls me every december just to make sure that "the handsome latino" is still working. How she knows I'm handsome over the phone confuses the shit out of me...
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I was going to go tonight but then I heard the news that Jeremy Fox was parting ways with Daniel Patterson. That combined with not much interest in the menu posted meant I came home to hang with the cats instead. I will be watching the menu every monday this month though and hopefully will go.
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Luis’s Bio
I like cheese
