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    1. Michael Tice

      For some reason, whenever I see that's question the first thing that pops into my head is a quote from Training Day, "I bet you still fuck her face to face." But I digress.

      Woman lying on her chest, so rear entry of course, legs together, with me straddling her thighs.

    2. Michael Tice

      Troy McClure

      or Dr. Nick Riveria

      truth be told, I cannot stand the Simpsons anymore. It ceased to be funny years ago

    3. Michael Tice

      Because I've said no fat chicks? Homer Simpson said no fat chicks. It's a joke and nothing more. If someone fails to understand my exceptionally odd sense of humour, then they would cease to be ideal

    4. Michael Tice

      It is funny you should mention that. Earlier today, I was thinking how nice it would have been to have a cigarette, and then I walked past some people who were smoking and I found the smell to be quite repugnant. Makes me wonder how I did that for so long. Maybe I should take up a pipe?

      As for how I am, better than earlier today, but my boys are insane.

    5. Michael Tice

      Come on, that's impossible to answer.

      Let's at least go by system

      Atari - Pitfall
      NES - Final Fantasy
      SNES - Chrono Trigger
      PSOne - Vagrant Story
      PS2 - Metal Gear Solid 3
      Gameboy(original, never owned any others) - Metroid 2
      Wii - Metroid Prime 3
      XBox 360 - Halo 3: ODST
      PS3 - Uncharted 2
      DS - Final Fantasy 4
      PSP - God of War: COO
      MMORPG: EVE Online
      PC: Warcraft III

      (I consider MMO and PC game to be different, sue me)

    6. Michael Tice

      Fitting question for a boobiewed.

      right now? whatever I can get my hands on :)

    7. Michael Tice

      no fat chicks.

      seriously:
      intelligent
      witty
      capable of understanding my esoteric comments and how they relate to the topic at hand

      you know, i think because of that last one i will never find the ideal woman.

Michael Tice

Marietta, OH

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atheist, minarchist, unschooled pc tech, wannabe RPG IV programmer (i'm learning), EVE player. also, your worst nightmare. perhaps.

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