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    1. Evan Webber
    2. Evan Webber

      Oh, I can't just pick one! Thomas Edison, Sarah Silverman, Tyson deGrasse, Natalie Portman, and Todd Helton would all be on the list though. The place doesn't really matter, but i'm always down with fancy Chinese.

    3. Evan Webber

      um...who is this? all good advice, but since when do I laugh in people's faces? while you might actually be right about the teeth brushing on some days, I do shower and wear deodorant every day. whoever you are, you ask the strangest questions, but i'll take it. but do us all a favor and improve your health by toning down your daily crack binges.

    4. Evan Webber

      I don't know, they're wasn't really any one specific thing. I had a few of the classic dreams like being an astronaut or a famous musician. I would have to say, however, that until middle school I had no real idea what I wanted to do.

    5. Evan Webber

      I'm not sure yet. I've only heard back from Tulane yet (accepted!), but I'm still waiting to hear back from my top two choices (Rice University and Colorado College). CC is probably the only realistic possibility of the two. I'll probably get in but there is a huge question of money. Even if I get the max scholarship from them (12.5K annually) I'm gonna need IB credit most likely. Sorry the answer is so damn long.

    6. Evan Webber

      No, I am not a greasy skillet (which should be exceedingly obvious). And, of course, wanting to quickly formulate a name without much though, that bullshit was the first thing that came to mind. But now i'm sticking with it and acting as if i love the name.

    7. Evan Webber
    8. Evan Webber

      Well it depends on the numbers. A single ninja would kick a pirate's ass. But if you've got like a 20 v. 20 battle goin' on, the ninja's will lose because they are terrible at coordinating their attacks. In fact, they are governed by the Inverse Ninja Law which states that the fighting ability of any one ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ninja allies around it. The pirates, on the other hand, actually get stronger as their ranks grow. If I have to pick one based solely on my liking, I'll go with ninjas because they're so goddamn sneaky. I mean any old landlover could blow someone outta the water with enough ammo (though cutlaces are pretty badass I must admit), but it takes skills to sneak up on a motherfucker and break his neck. They do it even more stylishly than splinter cells. That's a trait pirates just can't compete with.

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