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scissors cuts paper
paper covers rock
rock crushes lizard
lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes scissors
scissors decapitates lizard
lizard eats paper
paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes rock
rock crushes scissors -
if I told you that, I'd have to kill you
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mum, as she's the actual blood relative
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one day this will be possible, one fine day.
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How many time I fucking want to okay formspring? That cool with you?
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go out, I tend to end up cooking really weird food or just get lazy and settle for a tin of baked beans as a legit meal...
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If you want your happiness placed in breakable things, yes.
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I once had a dream I was dating Doctor Who, that was good.
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only when I'm at the extremes of happy/angry
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Do you like to breathe?
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I'm sure the internet can survive without me saying who the person was, but no, I didn't love them.
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voice box, so then I could sound like darth vader
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alice’s Bio
I don't really miss god, but I sure miss santa claus

