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      If you are referring to gawker buying tumblr, I don't have any idea how 'accurate' they are. Which is I why I said I couldn't verify it. That crowd is full of rumours, that was simply one of them.

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      I'm really hoping our readers start suggesting some new ones. The last crop has had their 2 year internet fame cycle. Time for a new group.

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      I suspect that Julia thinks it makes her hips look smaller. It doesn't and every time she pulls that move I laugh my ass of because she must seriously think she's Betty Boop.

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      I'm very interested to know who started that rumor, as I have made it clear that I'm a dude and I like wiener. I'm intrigued. Email me.

      JP

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      All cat ladies attended state school, so obviously the answer would be no. Sheesh.

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      Who cares? Where you go to undergrad soooooo doesn't matter. I honestly don't get why people hate on Jordan just because she hitched her wagon to a donkey. Although many, many, many, many people have a distaste for Julia, it is entirely possible for people to like her. Did Jordan make a stupid decision? Yes, the way I see it, her association with Julia is not a reason to rag on her.

      Just my opinion.

      JP

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      I'm starting to think no. I think the fantastic flame out that will eventually happen to Julia Allison will end up being not a bang, but a sputter. I feel like my time has been wasted.

      JP

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      I have a lot of pictures of me as a very little girl showing my frilly assed undies, which I called my "partypants". You know, the ones with the lace on the butt you wear under fancy dresses. Apparently I thought they made me fabulous.

      Out of respect for everyone's eyes there are no nude photos of me.

      I have no idea what the meaning of your life is. Mine is coffee, alcohol, cigarettes, mac n cheese, and my dog.

      love,
      pp

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