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By spraying foam EVERYYYWHERE
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My favourite thing is the spine. I love the curve of it on people, and especially when people really understand posture and the many ways to arch their backs. A good spine is fucking sexy as hell.
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I was wasted at a party and someone rubbed part of my drawn eyebrow off, so I went into the bathroom and used a red wax pencil to redraw them in.
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I've got an Olympic gold medal in Being Creepy.
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I was going to list very realistic and boring goals but instead I'll say that I'll have covered the world with my sticky, sticky flavour.
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I detest anything that's low fat. I like my milk curds fluffy.
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The secret is in the recipe...
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Flight.
As an avid yet amateur marine biologist I *know* what's in the water and I'll be damned if I go down there with them.
On the other hand, flight would totally ruin the fact that I'm a flightless bird by name. -
My favourite color is in fact, green. A green of most any shade, though I find the color of green tea ice cream/wasabi/those green leaf cookies with the chocolate center to be the best.
My favourite hair color is purple. I think it goes best with my skin tone so I always come back to it even after the occasional foray into blues or reds. -
I took a comics class at SVA in my second year and produced several on-going stories from it, though they eventually fell by the way side.
I also started off as the illustrator for Foley's comic strip, Dingleberries, but that also fell to the side after I went freelance.
I actually was dreaming about writing/illustrating a full graphic novel in the shower last night. What were you doing in my tub? -
I have this old style Reese's peanut butter cups t-shirt that basically only covers my chest and is so washed out that you can see my tattoos through it. For some reason, I'm fiercely attached to it and won't throw it out even though I can't wear it anywhere.
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Mongols could hoard lots of boards were a hoard of mongols bored.
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I am actually not from this planet, but from a race of beings composed of atoms called awesomium. Thus, every molecule of my body is made of awesome. It is fearsome and beautiful like an erupting volcano of glue.
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I actually don't buy tissues. I would normally just use toilet paper, of which, I buy the cheapest thing available. I rarely get sick/allergies, so there just isn't a need.
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Maleficent.
This way, she'd take over the world and the sharp-chinned face would be in vogue. Also: more transformations in dragons for all! -
Everyone.
Especially the blue-ringed octopus. It is so tiny, yet so venomous. I could only hope to aspire to that level some day. -
You're trying to break into my accounts aren't you?
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My favourite was from when I was a kid in middle school. Maximum Carnage was occurring in my school and everyone was getting slaughtered. I was on Carnage's side and having a love affair with Shriek.
My other favourite was when I had a dream that occurred entirely within the zMUD console, in the old MUD I used to play. Text-based dreaming!
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Katelan and I have actually eloped and are currently living in Malaysia, where we are madly in love. Those versions you see of us in NYC are decoy actors we paid to be us, to avoid the riots that will ensue once Katelan's admirers catch wind of this and start rioting.
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Favourite gift to date has been my octopus necklace. I love cephalopods and every time I wear it out I get compliments.
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glukkake’s Bio
Sticky fingers.
