I've never understood jokes about cancer! I don't understand how on earth you could put it into a situation that would make it funny.
Racism jokes don't sit well with me either.

If that was all I knew (I've never lived close to them and it would BEGIN as a long distance relationship), then I honestly don't think I would last very long in one.
But if my significant other decided to move away - say, to go to university - I think I would try very hard for it to keep going, if he agreed. If the relstionship had been going for a couple of years and we had managed to get through other struggles in the relationship, then it would seem sad not to want to try and keep it going. I don't know how long it would last, but I would like to think it would (and if it didn't I wouldn't be happy not knowing that I've given it a shot).

Story of my life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqpfT7YMDtM

Play

use common sense.

I've been recently watching Young Dumb and Living off Mum, which is a British TV Programme, and the other day I watched a conversation take place on there which went a little something like this:
Boy 1: Are we really going to a charity shop?
Boy 2: Yes, we need to save money.
Boy 1: But don't you think it's a bit grotty and cheap/tight of someone to shop there? I mean, just pay normal price for something.
Boy 2: Well it's not really tight is it, I mean, the money we pay towards stuff there goes towards charity.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Yes that's why it's called a charity shop!
Boy 1: Now, I didn't know that!

He then proceeded to ask the lady behind the counter if anyone dies in the clothes that are in the shop.

I mean, come on..

I love Jenna Marbles! I'm constantly checking her channel for new videos, even though I know she only uploads videos on Wednesdays. Sad? Me no think so!

That never happens to me thank god! Although now I've said that it probably will!

The financial aspect of it definately!
When I was little I always checked the post just in case I had something. I always wanted post written directly to me, but I never had any.
Now I get post all the time, but I HATE getting it because it's always telling me I have to part with even more of my money.

I feel like writing a really long response for this!

We've split a milkshake. The highstreet near my house has the NICEST milkshake shop, despite the fact it attracts all the 'chavs'. We split an Oreo one because Oreo's are the best, especially as a milkshake!

We've kissed in the rain and it really wasn't all that it's cracked up to be.

We haven't written each other letters per se, but I wrote him a 4 page letter for our one year anniversary, which I thought was pretty sweet if I do say so myself.

We've spent two new years eve's together so I can safely say we've kissed at midnight. Not forgetting the fact that I sleep over his practically once a week we actually probably kiss at midnight all the time.

We bake brownies almost every single time I go round his house! How we're not obese I do not know!

Yes, we've gone to the beach - Brighton to be exact.

Omg, we built the most amazing fort ever! We turned his sofa over and put a million blankets over the top propped up by a few chairs. Then padded the floor of the inside out with all of the duvets in his house. Then we had a movie marathon.

We've taken many pictures kissing, but they get deleted by me literally straight away. I find them cringey to be honest and to me they don't look attractive! I wish I could like them once in a while.

Last but not least, we've slow danced :)

Of all the things that we haven't done on that list, I would most like to buy matching bracelets. I think they're cute and I would really cherish mine and hope he would too. In fact, I'm thinking of getting them for our 2 year anniversary this year.

Definately the Full English!

I was a children's party assistant/cleaner/cook/dance class assistant. All at the same place.
It was very much, all chip in with everything, where I worked at. In that aspect it was really good because there was a variety of things to do and I would have one day of cooking for the parties and the next day actually being in the parties with the kids, while once a week I would regularly help teach a dance class and a few evenings a week I would be cleaning the place before closing time.
That also meant I developed a wide variety of skills which is always good to talk about when applying for future jobs :D

The dog ate my watch...

I don't want to offend anyone that this has happened to/is happening to at the moment, but I don't think it is essentially a relationship that is going to be successful.
If a couple break up that often then they obviously aren't acknowledging what made them break up in the first place. In my opinion, unless you think about what made you break up, then you're not going to be able to change anything in order to make your next try at the relationship any better and any more successful.
I'm not saying they're not in love or anything because if there were no feelings involved than they wouldn't keep ending up back together again. They just obviously don't know how to deal with their differences.

Happy Birthday! Have a great one!

My nanny left me her charm bracelet and ring and a necklace, so I would say those are my oldest pieces of jewellery definately!
I don't know exactly how old they are though.

I don't know what my first word was but apparently the first kind of sentence that I strung together was 'books in car'.
We used to have loads of books in our car that I would read on long journeys.
Yes, as a toddler I was already a bookworm! What can I say!

I was going to say when I'm around anyone thats new to me. But thinking about it, it's only around people that are new to me, but succeed in making me feel awkward.
1) People that aren't new to me couldn't possibly make me feel awkward because I'm used to them and I can laugh things off.
2) Why do some people that are new to you, feel the need to talk about sex in one of your first conversations. This has happened on numorous occassions where a group of us are chatting where half know each other and the other half know each other and 'breaking the ice' always ends up being awkward.

Have you ever been in that situation, where you lost lost your keys and your mobile phone? where ma keys? where ma phone? where ma keys? where ma phone?
If you're not British or haven't seen Britain's Got Talent this year, you probably don't have a clue what I'm talking about!

I don't get these often, so I'll put it on my page for people to see, as I know if it was the other way around I would want you to :)

I don't understand why everyone's talking about Mother's Day, I swear it was a few months ago.

Reassuring words from my close relatives, special friends and boyfriend.
Warm cuddles and kisses from my boyfriend.
Comfort hugs from my mum.
A big, warm, soft duvet.

But mostly a large bowl of very unhealthy FOOD!