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It's a well-known fact that sinfully comfortable cotton jersey is the work of the Devil.
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If you buy dinner, I'll eat it. Dinner, that is.
Sobriety and hilarity not guaranteed. Although, generally, the more vodka you feed me, the funnier I am. It's science.
But, in all seriousness, I'm generally open to meeting new people. Especially if it's one-on-one, or just a small group. And especially if it's in Cambridge, with which I'm very familiar. You can email to this username at gmail. -
"The Color Purple" - because it's about the enduring love that can exist between women, as friends; and how the love of your life isn't always a romantic partner. Also because it's about the fortitude of spirit and will in the face of hardship, poverty, and abuse.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Color_Purple_(film)
Strangely, I like the film much better than the book. -
You guys are turning my formspring into a theater of the absurd. I mean, seriously, like I'd ever waste a good bacon dildo on someone like you.
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Dude, I do like the butter rum flavor, but I wouldn't say it's the best. I'm actually not very familiar with the Lifesaver flavors because when it comes to hard candy I go for Jolly Ranchers. I love watermelon - of course, EVERYONE loves the watermelon flavor - but also I reeeally like the sour apple. Usually, people are either in the watermelon camp or the sour apple camp, but I like both, so I guess that makes me a bi Rancher?
Wait... WAIT... I just realized! If I want something like a butter rum type flavor? I wouldn't even think of Lifesavers! I'd get Werther's Originals! Have you had that shit? THAT shit is THE shit.
Also. Your mother doesn't love you. And I can understand why. -
Probably what you're experiencing is the Jungian collective unconscious. Or, perhaps, MY VERITABLE GENIUS.
I'm a Universalist. I believe that all energy never ends, but changes form, and we return to a universal fount of origin from which all life comes. I guess, in a way, all life is a reincarnated amalgamation of previously incarnated energies. So, the answer is: I'm not high enough to have this conversation with you, man. -
I'm going to break into your home and pee on all your clean laundry.
No, there's something wrong with YOU. -
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Dude, did you check in the bathroom, dude? I always leave my keys in there. What about the door lock? My crazy roommate is always leaving her keys in the lock because it's not like we LIVE IN THE GHETTO or anything.
Maybe you should put a key hook by your front door if you're so irresponsible with your keys, there.
Put one in for me, too, while you're at it. -
Marry: @yhf
Fuck: @sarkastickunt
Kill: @yidago - only because he wants to be put out of his misery anyway. -
Well, now. That's a little too explicit. You're anonymous, but I'm not.
Let's just say I've done everything I wanted to try, within reason and safety, and my only fantasy is simply the one thing I haven't done (and probably never will). -
For years, while dating, I had a landing strip, but got tired of the up-keep so now it's just trimmed. I'm not very hairy, anyway, and don't get a full bush; it'll just grow long and straight and come together at the top of the vulva like a grand horn of pubic hair. I'd never shave fully nor date someone who wanted that because I'm not into anyone who subconsciously wants to bang hairless, pre-pubescent girls.
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You know, I have this same dilemma when considering the zombie apocalypse. Although, really, if someone that brain dead becomes President, that would pretty much constitute a zombie apocalypse.
I'd say: Don't be a selfish bastard; shoot ME first, and THEN yourself. -
It depends on how much cash money you have on your person at the time. So, the next time you're on fire, be sure to scream,"I have $200 cash money in my pocket!" and I'll save you. And then empty your pockets.
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Aside from the gaping, bleeding holes in my gums and my lack of serious narcotics right now?
The deep, irrevocable powerlessness when someone you love dies.
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I bought a lot of soups and yogurts to eat. Yoplait has this new pomegranate cherry flavor! And pear! So I'm actually excited about trying that and holy crap I'm excited about yogurt flavors? I really hope that's the nitrous talking.
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A better question is: why didn't you turn it into a three-wheeled tandem unicycle? Then everyone would want to hang out with you and ride along. Are you anti-social? Hogging all the wheels to yourself, c'mon.
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Dude, that guy is so awesome, I wanna prod him in the ass like a hot physician's assistant giving a thorough prostate exam.
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Melatonin is actually a hormone and so can be counterinductive with some medical conditions, like certain endocrine disorders, sleeping disorders, or musculo-skeletal conditions.
A better option would be Valerian root, even in tea form, which is especially soothing during the winter months. Lifestyle changes are important, too: exercising in the morning instead of the evening, not consuming caffiene or sugar after 3PM, not watching TV in bed, etc.
But I AM NOT A DOCTOR and YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR who IS ACTUALLY A DOCTOR.
Thanks for playing.
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