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Oh man, I didn't know I was sexy enough to attract bots. Time to get my sex on.
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It was about my penis... PRAY AND SPRAYYYYYYYYYYY.
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Dude, I nap a lot. So I would say that every time I wake up I really do wake up with this intense hunger for dick that can't be quenched at least three or four times a day. Please don't use a glass tube to put up your ass :[, use plexiglass! I wouldn't want the tube breaking inside of you and risking infection, you might die and we would never have a chance to become friends.
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I believe it was about six times, back long ago when I used to be a virgin. Your dick muscles get pretty sore after the third nut. I think I could of done more, but I'm not too fond of shooting out blood out of my Filipino chorizo.
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You've obviously got one part of your information wrong. I am a God.
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When my sister told me she had found an apartment to live in. For a while she had been sort of homeless, she lived at my place for a while and also bounced between a few other places with her best friend and at one point was staying in Oak Park. I constantly worry about her all the time, so I was relieved to find out she found a place to live in the downtown area. It's a very cute place. LOVE YOU, SISTER!
For myself, I had to take standardized testing in high school (SAT-9s). I didn't really think anything of it until the results came back showing that I was in the 99th percentile for English in the state and that I would be receiving a nice little governor's scholarship for being a badass at English. It kind of cemented my aspirations for some type of career in writing. I am the opposite of a typical AzN (BESIDES THE FACT THE I HAVE A HUGE MISSISSIPPI SNAKE COCK LOL). I am very average at math, it's not a very strong subject for me (only 80th percentile). -
When my auntie Mila died in an automobile accident. It was the only loss I've ever had and it was pretty devastating. I don't like talking about negative things so I'll end that right there.
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Before I have kids I want to live in San Francisco or Bay area vicinity. After that, I may raise my kids in Sacramento. Towards retirement I would love to have a summer home somewhere in Europe, most likely in France. Sao Paulo or Rio de Janeiro in Brazil would be pretty fucking awesome too, probably because I have a lot of love for latin music (nigga I love to dance). Then I can't wait to be reincarnated as a human baby and live inside the womb for a while. Please at least let me swim comfortably until the second trimester before you abort :[.
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Of course not, and that's the way I prefer to think things through when I'm interested in any girl. Let's be modest here. I like to keep it platonic until things are WAY out in the open. I usually wait for the person to make things apparent to me and give me permission to enter. I'm not trying to rush into a relationship or anything no matter how infatuated or gaga I am over someone. I do really want to develop a friendship before I actually decide to take the plunge with anyone. Take crushes at face value, they are just crushes. I will always be super friendly and never expect to receive anything back from you :D.
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You're going to have to be more specific than that. That's a little vague.
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Your punishment is that you get to hang on a tree by your penis tied with a very sturdy knot :D.
I don't like bad girls. That's not attractive to me, anyways. -
My mind would probably go blank. There is no thought process. I'm pretty sure I would walk out and pay a doctor to help me retrieve my genitals out of my body, because I could imagine that shit just caving in on first sight.
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No Haninder, we only lan MW2, GTA4, and UT3. We are also thinking of adding Bad Company 2 to the lineup. You down to still LAN? This is a question for facebook, btw.
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I don't know what an "idea woman" is, but I think I can tell you that my ideal woman is going to play Lykke Li's "Little Bit" for me on the guitar or ukelele... NAHHHH JK. I actually had to spend a bit of time thinking about this. To sum it up, I'm just looking for a companion. Someone that can be on equal footing with me. I think it was Prince who said, "You don't have to be cool to rule my world."
It sounds superficial, but I do start out with physical attractiveness. I'm a "cute face" kind of guy. The order in which I check out a girl goes - face, hair, boobs, legs, butt, fingers, ring finger. I'm not a sexual person, but it's the sad truth that when you're looking for a partner, it kind of helps that you DO want to have sex with them. I guess you could say I usually end up liking girls that are petite. I'm not really into Asian girls. Well, at least not the ethnic looking asian girls. AZn MIXED WITH SOME KIND OF WHITE IS ALWAYS SUPER PLUS POINTS. But if I had to choose a preference it would probably be white and Hispanic. No sausage fingers, please. I'm also a fan of green eyes, and I love glasses on girls (LOVE'EM). None of these things are requirements, just things that make me stare and want to talk to you ;).
Diving into personality gets a little bit more complicated and gray. In essence, I rate potential. I ask myself, "would she make a great mother to my children?" as a good rule of thumb, because in the end that's what really what matters. My kids are going to have two awesome parents that are going to beat the shit out of them and mold them into something close to perfect. Then they will thank us later for it. They must also be motivated. You don't necessarily have to go to college. But it is a huge turn on for a woman to have goals in her life and is in constant improvement of herself. Security is also a big factor when looking for a potential partner, being insecure is the easiest way to turn me off. If you spend more time worrying about what I'm doing out and who I'm sleeping with than actually having a fun time, you're going to get dropped like a public toilet shit. You must also be fun to talk to and communicate with. It is really hard to be interested in someone who can't hold a conversation, you just look like an idiot. If you can debate and argue with me without getting gaysex butt-hurt sore, then you are OMGSEXY in my eyes. My ideal woman has to have hobbies and friends. Why? Because that minimizes the amount of time she's going to nag at me for attention. Nothing is more irritating than having to be the ABSOLUTE CENTER of someone's world. I love saving a damsel in distress and showing love, but not if she require I do it 24/7. I like being independent and being able to do my own thing because I have a few hobbies that I dedicate myself to and friends that I love. You can thank my friends for helping contribute to this awesome personality, but please do so in a way that does not require their penis in your mouth. Last, please love to eat. I enjoy cooking, it makes me even happier to feed someone who enjoys the food that I prepare. I also enjoy eating out just as much. Mmmmm girl, I'm going to put some meat on DAT ASS. -
I'm hoping that's sarcasm in your voice, because I don't really believe that at all. I'm not one to go up to girls and "game" them up. My goal really isn't to end up having sex with the lovely ladies. But I guess I'm just a flirt! Bwaaaaaa :D
I just like to act like who I am. Could that be what's so appealing? I don't know. You make it more difficult on yourself in the long run if you're trying to impress the lovely ladies with fake ass charm and stupid tricks. If you don't respond to my godly personality of epic proportions, well I guess you just missed out, bitch. As far as looks go, I sit on a really hard spot. I'm not attractive or sexy enough for women to initiate action and come up to talk to me, Todd has that gift (god damnit). But I guess you could say I'm barely cute enough where they would at least talk to me without running away like I'm some sort of person with the ugly plague or mutant creep. AND THEN THAT'S WHEN THE SCHEMING BEGINS ONCE I'M IN MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've been told I'm cute in a goofy kind of way, and that I'm really easy to talk to. I like to listen and give honest feedback... then repeat. A lot of girls just want to be listened to, really. Add a dash of respect and a cup of fun attitude, now you have successfully cooked up a tasty female that is ACTUALLY willing to lay your ugly ass in between the sheets. Take notes aspiring Gilbert wannabes, I'll let you have your turn at what's left when I get married. EHEHHEhhehehehHEHEHehehehMUHAHAHahahahahHEHEHEHHEehhehe -
Because of my federal job, I may never know which of my superiors may be reading this. So please use your imagination. One LEGAL recreational drug I really love is salvia. It is a potent psychadelic/hallucinogen that usually only lasts 5-10 minutes at most. It is a lot stronger than mushrooms, and it doesn't fucking leave you in a suck ass trip for 6 hours. I encourage everyone to try a psychadelic at least once in their lifetime :D. I will never touch opiates or uppers.
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Why would I use my tongue? I'm all teeth when I go down on myself.
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Hahaha, Paula. I really love to write. I also like to be very thorough with my answers and not leave anything out, to kind of leave the person speechless and satisfied with the answer. I also have an easier time conveying my feelings on paper. The super sexy and fun loving Gilbert you see at Togos is only half of who I am. I take a lot of time for deep self-reflection and I feel maybe that I am too serious at times. But it also helps me and everybody else understand who I am. Other big reasons why my answers are the way they are-
1) I plan on writing and these questions serve as good practice for when I actually find the time to get serious. My book will probably be a bunch of autobiographical essays about my life. I think you can already tell that I love to tell stories. Some people wonder why I put my business on here, but I do use a lot of discretion to keep myself and my friends safe while still trying to be brutally honest. GUESS WHAT, DOUCHES? AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL AUTHORS ARE ALL ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS BEING OUT THERE. GOOD STORIES AND DRAMA SELL BOOKS AND MAKE SCRILLA DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL. I don't expect to become famous, but I do want to leave a piece of myself to this world when I'm gone.
2) I like the pressure that formspring gives me. Some of these questions are obstacles, and I love the challenge of tearing them down.
3) It gives people an extra way to get to know me without being intimidated or feeling that I'll be offended, because really, I'm not ever offended by personal questions. I know some of you fine ass ladies are intimidated by these extra large biceps and dashing good looks. I'll let you all moisten yourselves in anonymity if you want.
4) I enjoy saying nice things about nice people. I hope I am able to make at least a few peoples' day and make them happy through my writing :D.
Thanks for taking the time to read my formspring, Paula. You're such an awesome person, bebeh gyyrrrrrllllll. After I become an author turned rapper and make my own double platinum record, I will employ you as one of my fine ass video hoes dropping it like it's hot on top of my Denali. -
I've been waiting for a question like this. And I knew this issue would come up. You ask your question like it is my preference and I have chosen to ONLY like young women. In the words of Tina Fey, "You fuck one horse and all of the sudden you're a horse fucker for life." I actually have a preference for older women and have tried that route (as Katie and a few other females I've pursued know). But no one is going to knock me down for being a cougar hunter (it's just more socially accepted). A long time ago I decided that I would stop discriminating because that just limits the amount of potential great personalities you come to meet. Also, older women don't take me seriously at all because of this super cute baby face. I fucking still get carded for energy drinks.
I've dealt with older women, I've dealt with women my age. And coming from a five year relationship/engagement with a girl who was the same age as me, you come to find that ALL females have the same problems and issues you have to deal with as a partner no matter what age you find them.
You limit yourself as a sociable person because you're not mature enough to consider a wider range of taste. There are more great women in the world than the played out "2 years younger and older" template. So why restrict myself? You're not attacking me based on any moral high ground. You're bitter about something, and it's kind of making me laugh because it bugs you enough to affect your spelling. If you're willing to go public with me and have the balls (or vagina) to talk to me face-to-face we can peacefully resolve your issues because I'm not irked at all by this rhetorical question. -
The answer is yes, I know I have hurt a few people which I am very sorry for. They were all females.
The first girl was an an older girl who I thought I was madly in love with. We were really good friends and she rejected me after I had confessed how I felt about her. After trying to come to terms with my rejection, I had woken up in the middle of the night (drunk) to find her having sex with one of my best friends (WHO STILL REMAINS MY FRIEND). It cut really deep because I had not gotten all the way over her, so I stonewalled her, cut off communication with her for a few months. Not too long after I had gotten together with my ex-fiance, Krystal, we had decided to reconcile and made up in the small park in front of my parents' house in the middle of the night. She started crying as we began a hug and asked what she did wrong, she really didn't know what was going on. I assured her it was my fault for making her sad because I was such an immature prick at the time. My birthday was in June, and we had made up in August. She was still holding on to my 20th birthday card and had been waiting to give it to me. I keep that card in a special place to keep it safe and continues to be one of my fondest memories. I wrote a mid-term English writing paper using that story and I pulled a very nice B+.
The second person was my ex-fiance, Krystal. She had broken up with me multiple times because she felt she wasn't getting what she wanted, I fought really hard to keep her. Everything was going smooth until I felt the signs of another breakup coming so I initiated the breakup. I don't think she ever expected me to be the one to break us up, and now that I think of it, she probably wasn't about to break up with me. I was kind of tired of her hurting me, so I guess I was done with it all. She was very heartbroken after that, we still communicated a great deal (and still do to this day) and I did my best to comfort her while keeping my distance. We are still great friends to this day (NOT CUDDY BUDDIES, HATERS).
The last was a younger girl that I am friends with. I don't think she realized that I just wanted to be friends. I really wasn't looking to have sex, but she is attractive and possesses a very fun personality so it was fun to hang out. I really just enjoy female company sometimes, they are easier and more fun to talk to than a lot of my guy friends. I felt her catching feelings, and it didn't help that we had hooked up after a party (THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL). I let her know I wasn't trying to take it that way and I just wanted to be friends. Some miscommunication happened and she was very mad at me for a while, but I think we're good now.
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